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Meanwhile in Canada … Every year on the second Monday of October, Canadians celebrate the end of the Moose Ascendancy.

During this dark period of Canadian history, the moose reigned supreme, forcing our provocatively dressed women to worship them, and slaughtering any man who got in their way. Eventually, Canadians discovered the mystical powers of Flannel, and we reached an uneasy detente. (Except in Newfoundland, which joined Confederation quite late.)

We call it #thanksgiving
50s style drawing of a large bull moose, impaling a man on its horns while a woman with her shirt mostly undone watches from below, holding a rifle
Historically accurate.

On a par with the great Australian emu war.
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Emus are immune to flannel, though, which is how Australia lost that war.
Have you tried wearing flannel in the middle of summer in Australia, though?

The Aussies did not stand a chance.
Emus must have some kind of weakness though!
What do you think the Brits were doing when they "tested" their nukes in the land down under?

That was the only way to be sure.
What do you think the Brits were doing when they "tested" their nukes in the land down under?

That was the only way to be sure.
What do you think the Brits were doing when they "tested" their nukes in the land down under?

That was the only way to be sure.