#Satire! Oh Noes!
"WASHINGTON— (After) authorities seize(d) the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced (they) had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Patel said"
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of #FreeSpeech During Raid
https://theonion.com/feds-uncover-terabytes-of-free-speech-during-raid-of-protestors-residence/
"WASHINGTON— (After) authorities seize(d) the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced (they) had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Patel said"
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of #FreeSpeech During Raid
https://theonion.com/feds-uncover-terabytes-of-free-speech-during-raid-of-protestors-residence/
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local prote…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
