BREAKING: Move over F-35, Boeing just unveiled its newest sixth-gen embezzlement vehicle! ✈️💸
Features include:
- Self-detaching doors (for surprise mid-air weight reduction)
- Cutting-edge cost overruns (now 500% over budget!)
- AI co-pilot programmed to ask, ‘Shouldn’t we fix the 737 MAX first?’
Boeing Innovation: Because why build functional planes when you can build shareholder value?
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/politics/trump-announces-new-us-sixth-generation-fighter-jet-that-will-be-built-by-boeing/index.html
#us #technology #boeing #comedy
Features include:
- Self-detaching doors (for surprise mid-air weight reduction)
- Cutting-edge cost overruns (now 500% over budget!)
- AI co-pilot programmed to ask, ‘Shouldn’t we fix the 737 MAX first?’
Boeing Innovation: Because why build functional planes when you can build shareholder value?
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/politics/trump-announces-new-us-sixth-generation-fighter-jet-that-will-be-built-by-boeing/index.html
#us #technology #boeing #comedy
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Heretical_i •
Ps. The wings for the F35 are made in Israel and a piece of it is made in every US State. So as long as there are jobs for americans and the zionist entity too, fuck the aircrews. 😎
Yogthos •
Heretical_i •
Something from years ago by Andrew Cockburn is relevant here
"Boeing’s Plastic Planes
How Boeing’s adoption of defense-contracting practices led to the flawed Dreamliner 787" https://web.archive.org/web/20130721120435/https://harpers.org/blog/2013/07/boeings-plastic-planes/
[Heart of Empire] | Boeing’s Plastic Planes, by Andrew Cockburn | Harper's Magazine
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