Spotted on market day in small city Aotearoa #newzealand
Two women (50s?) at a cheese stall.
One says: Remember when fancy entertaining was curried eggs and a prawn cocktail on iceberg lettuce?
The other laughs: And every meal was mutton?!
They shake their heads, smiling as one buys brie.
A small human (2?) being carried on his grandfather's shoulders. He's grasping a half-peeled banana in each fist and is regarding his surroundings with the air of a benevolent monarch. He who has all the bananas rules the world.
A vendor at a chocolate stall explaining the generous sample display to a group of Dutch tourists. She has a flair for the dramatic and spreads her arms wide as she says: The lighter the chocolate, the sweeter and more dangerous!
A woman (20s) taking off her hoodie. She huffs a breath and says: Phwoa, it's gettin' hot now.
Her friend raises a brow and grins: Strippin' in public now? Steady on.
A small human (5) with outstretched arms is being a plane that is circling in front of a waffle truck.
His dad calls: Come on buddy. Keep up.
Small human plane beast doesn't respond. He's got some serious waffle truck strafing to do.
The sound effects are impressive.
Any typos spotted in this post are on an endless quest to find the perfect stinky cheese. If spotted, please do not approach for fear of contracting the dreaded raclette virus, which renders all victims unable to appreciate anything that isn't melted and served with pickled onions.
Two women (50s?) at a cheese stall.
One says: Remember when fancy entertaining was curried eggs and a prawn cocktail on iceberg lettuce?
The other laughs: And every meal was mutton?!
They shake their heads, smiling as one buys brie.
A small human (2?) being carried on his grandfather's shoulders. He's grasping a half-peeled banana in each fist and is regarding his surroundings with the air of a benevolent monarch. He who has all the bananas rules the world.
A vendor at a chocolate stall explaining the generous sample display to a group of Dutch tourists. She has a flair for the dramatic and spreads her arms wide as she says: The lighter the chocolate, the sweeter and more dangerous!
A woman (20s) taking off her hoodie. She huffs a breath and says: Phwoa, it's gettin' hot now.
Her friend raises a brow and grins: Strippin' in public now? Steady on.
A small human (5) with outstretched arms is being a plane that is circling in front of a waffle truck.
His dad calls: Come on buddy. Keep up.
Small human plane beast doesn't respond. He's got some serious waffle truck strafing to do.
The sound effects are impressive.
Any typos spotted in this post are on an endless quest to find the perfect stinky cheese. If spotted, please do not approach for fear of contracting the dreaded raclette virus, which renders all victims unable to appreciate anything that isn't melted and served with pickled onions.
