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Spotted on a very sunny market day in small city Aotearoa #newzealand

A man approaching a bakery truck. He muses: I think I'll just stop and get a donut.
His partner laughs: Didn't you just have breakfast?
He nods: Yeah, but first breakfast is just practice. This is SECOND breakfast.

A woman (70s?) in a bright yellow T-shirt at a stand selling mushroom grow bags.
She says to her friend with a wicked grin: I asked about getting one of those and they said the mushrooms grow out of any hole.
Her friend snorts: Any hole eh?
She nods: Any hole.
They burst into booming filthy cackles.

A small human (3?) meeting another small human (4?) in a line for waffles. An instant friendship is struck when one says, "You can't catch me." A game of chasey ensues. They hug each other goodbye when their parents take them in separate directions.

A man in green Doc Martens ordering coffee. When asked where he'll be sitting he looks out the window: You know, I think I'm going to scootle outside.
The barista laughs: What's a scootle?
The man grins: A cute scoot.
They share a smile.

A woman (20s?) in a vivid pink T-shirt walk-dancing through the markets as she listens to whatever is playing in her headphones. People smile as she passes. As she gets to the end of a row of stalls she does a twirl and keeps going.

Any typos spotted in this post are a part of an interpretative dance troupe. If spotted please give a standing ovation, preferably while looking slightly baffled and/or traumatized.