Pop tarts are utterly dead inert objects with a shelf life of 100 years. All vitality is extracted at the factory to be injected into oligarchs who want to live forever. If you find a live one, it has been possessed by a pastry demon.
Well, dadgum if I didn’t just shoot a strawberry frosted right off my back deck! Might sound cruel, but most of ‘em wouldn’t make it through the harsh winter anyway.
Me, who reacts before even finishing reading a sentence: "You're so right! This is a serious problem! I think all schools should have a year where the kids take farming classes and..."
if anyone is interested, I have developed a curriculum to integrate poptart hunting strategies in science classes for primary. Happy to help adapt it for high school.
In fact preliminary reports underestimate the problem. Upon re-examination of the data, it appears no one alive today has ever successfully hunted a poptart. The skill became extinct when Mr Kellogg died this year without passing on his techniques to his daughter Ms Keller-Nova. Earlier statistics were collected before Mr Joost "Georg" Kellogg's death. He was reported to hunt and slay millions of live pop tarts himself daily for sport. He was an outlier should not have been counted.
Never name a Pop-Tart. You can't bring yourself to slaughter it. You can't keep it as a pet, then, because it'll refuse to eat or move, and get infested with parasites and fungi. Veterinarians will refuse to treat them, and suggest you need treatment instead.
that’s so judgy. So what that I have never hunted or killed one myself? It doesn’t make me a lesser person. I restrict myself to ethically-sourced, farm-raised Pop Tarts anyway.
my father, who taught me basic use of weapons , used to take us deep into the back county to hunt the higher desert meadow muffin flavored pop tarts . Herds of them grazed the grasslands of the Warner Valley, the Kumeyaay word lost to time, in the shadow of Mount Palomar.
If every people were forced to see what goes in slaughterhouse, then I think a handful of them will turn to vegan/vegetarian.
Forcing to see is essential because people rarely get to witness an animal being killed in front of their eyes. If they do enjoy that and take a joy, then it's fine. They can eat meat. ✌️
Idk how much people will enjoy it tho. As a vegetarian, I have seen an animal being killed. It's sad. I am just amazed people can eat the same meat after seeing that.
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True Pop-tarts are effectively extinct in the wild. If you _do_ see one, it's likely to be one of the many hybrids that came of close proximity to other, generic, toaster-pastries. These new sub-species are much hardier, nervous around humans, and generally smaller. These characteristics means they're harder to hunt, and offer less frosting and/or filling than farmed varieties. There is hope for future generations, as some conservation agencies are now planning reintroduction schemes.
I saw a bag of “organic” gummy bears at the store. Didn’t trust it though because I couldn’t find on the bag if they had been free-ranged and not just marinating in a gross open enclosure like most gummy bears before they’re slaughtered.
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Forcing to see is essential because people rarely get to witness an animal being killed in front of their eyes. If they do enjoy that and take a joy, then it's fine. They can eat meat. ✌️
Idk how much people will enjoy it tho. As a vegetarian, I have seen an animal being killed. It's sad. I am just amazed people can eat the same meat after seeing that.
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