Australia’s richest women, who is still in contact with one of her four children, Gina Rinehart, has come out strongly to defend beleaguered Opposition leader, Peter Dutton. Declaring him the best politician in Australia that money could buy.
”Peter is just fantastic, I say jump and he says how high, madam,” gushed Ms Rinehart. ”That awful Albanese fellow is not like that.”
”Why he had the nerve to not answer any of my calls and flat out refused to nuke the National gallery.”
When asked if she felt it was right that a potential Prime Minister in Dutton was seemingly beholden to her, Ms Rinehart responded: ”Rubbish, he’s not the first politician to be besotted with me.”
”I am simply little Gina from the block, some have a little I have a lot.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be off to meet with dear Peter, after he’s done trimming my hedges I plan to let him in on what he should to the poor when he becomes PM.”
Australia’s richest women, who is still in contact with one of her four children, Gina Rinehart, has come out strongly to defend beleaguered Opposition leader, Peter Dutton. Declaring him the…
