To think I was banging on about the United States since primary school.

'They're government's evil,' I said.

'They treat us a like a Roman province,' I said.

What I never factored in was an internal take down by fucking idiots.

Take it away, George Martin:

'You would not believe half of what is happening in King's Landing, sweetling. Cersei stumbles from one idiocy to the next, helped along by her council of the deaf, the dim, and the blind. I always anticipated that she would beggar the realm and destroy herself, but I never expected she would do it quite so fast.'

#uspol