#UnitedHealthCare

The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was assasinated in front of a hotel in downtown Manhattan this morning in broad daylight. Cops have admitted the shooting "does not appear to be a random act of violence." Cops also said the shooter escaped on a CitiBike rental bike.

Others have charged that United Health Care has been denying all claims by default, knowing some won't be able to fight back. Hopefully if CEO Brian Thompson made it to the hospital with bullets in his leg and back, this claim too was denied.