seriously contemplating changing my bio to “debilitatingly sorrowful, but jaunty and urbane” rn

Red, red wine
Stay close to me
Don't let me be in love
It's tearing apart
My blue, blue heart

I dunno. I see a lot of "remember this celebrity from decades ago? See their SHOCKING appearance now!"

There seems to be a place for negative clickbait.

So strike the correct level of mental anguish but not seem like some sort of basket case? Or at least not a uncool type of basket case

I'm still working on it

i didn't log on to get called out like this

hey look it's my life

I usually do it by making fun of myself, not in a harmful way but in a joking way.

If you can manage all that & randomly add a pic of you holding a cat or even just a photograph of a cat next to your camera you will have pulled off the elusive interwebs trifecta.
🤣 🤣 🤣 ((bonus points if it’s actually your cat extra extra extra points if they’re well loved & cute. Fediverse nerd points for any device image)
🔽 Minor example: my cat, stupidly well loved , my jewelry (handmade points LoL)
#FredTheWonderCat
#CatsOfMastodon
#Photography
#Jewelry
#HandMade

super cute cat, and the jewelry is really neat. What's it made of?

LoL thanks Fred’s our giant rescue baby. I’ve had terriers who weighed less. 😜 I use an aircraft aluminum alloy. Light weight enough to make large wearable earrings and just ductile enough to chase with a small jewelers ball peen hammer but not lose the crisp hammer strikes or scratch easily. 😊 #HandMade #Jewelry