DUDE! Then it wouldn't BE the Democratic Party... The schlemazel to the GOP's schlemiel! The DNC is functioning EXACTLY as designed and intended.

Ps. Google and almost everyone is wrong about the #yiddish words I just used. A Schlemiel is the person who gets over on the sucker schlemazel. They DO NOT have the same meaning. Moe... 3 stooges, schlemiel. Curly, schlemazel. Abbott, schlemiel. Costello, schlemazel. Etc...