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The miracle of coffee!

#coffee #mornings #humor #humour #funny
a white mug of coffee with lines indicating the mug's fullness and this text, top to bottom: shhh; almost; now you may speak; nevermind, i have to poop now
#funny #humour #humor #coffee #mornings

The real question is HOW do we want time travel? Upgraded Delorian? Old-timey British Police box? Fancy art nouveau design with upholstered seat? HOW do we want time travel!

#timetravel #scifi #SF #SFF #writing #sciencefiction #humor #humour #funny
man wearing sunglasses and a hoodie holding up hand drawn sign that says: "What to we want? Time Travel? When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
#funny #writing #humour #humor #sff #sciencefiction #sf #timetravel #scifi

Classic #caturday photobomb!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
photobomb: a cat in the extreme foreground, taking up most of the screen, with it's eyes squinting and its tongue out In the backgroud: a couple kissing in the park
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Savagely accurate.

#writingcommunity #writing #books #book #bookstodon #humor #humour #funny
Little sign on a table next to a ceramic mushroom that says: "Being a writer is cool because it's like always having homework and then you die."
#funny #book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon

Seems legit

#tiger #tigers #cat #cats #castodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
a tiger lying in a large cardboard box with the words "free kitten" written at the front, over which the tiger's chin rests
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #castodon #cat #tiger #tigers

Not even the cute ones?

#robots #AI #signs #humor #humour #funny
red neon sign with a background of spam labels that reads: Do Not Trust Robots Eve De Haan It is what it is Space Sation Gallery 159 Bermondy street, se13ux #spacestation_hq
#funny #ai #humour #humor #robots #signs

What a sleepy #caturday afternoon!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
grey tabby with a dopey look on his face, like he's just woken up
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Nothing to see here, just a perfectly ordinary writer at work.

#writing #writer #writingcommunity #books #book #bookstodon #sff #SF #WIP #humor #humour #funny
b&w photo of a serviceman of some kind sitting at a typewriter while wearing a breathing apparatus and a weird glass helmet with vacuum tubes and wire around the outside of it
#funny #book #wip #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #sff #writer #sf

Help is here
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor #humour #DogsOfMastodon
Photo of a black lab and a shaggy big dog looking up at an oven rack filled with baked cookies.
#Dogs #humour #humor #dogsofmastodon

Nailed it!

#brick #sidewalk #ocd #humor #humour #funny
brick sidewalk that stops abruptly before a lamp-post, and begins immediately feet to the left (an OCD nightmare)
#funny #humour #humor #ocd #sidewalk #brick

That still might not be enough.

#coffee #coffeetime #monday #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #funny #humour #humor
woman sits at a booth in a diner (the word diner behind her in neon), wearing a server's uniform, and drinking directly from an entire glass carafe of coffee
#funny #humour #humor #coffee #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #monday #coffeetime

And now I'd like to play you a little number I call "#caturday"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
white cat sitting at a piano like a human, with one arm over the seat, and one paw on the keyboard, looking at the camera like he's about to say something
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Shut up while the adults talk, Bob.

#weirddog #IKnowTheyreWolves #wolf #wolves #animals #humor #humour #funny
three white wolves, two face to face, and one whose head is down between the two, with another wolf's paw over its eyes
#funny #animals #humour #humor #wolves #wolf #weirddog #iknowtheyrewolves

Me, and how well I understand quantum mechanics.

#animal #animals #penguin #penguins #humor #humour #funny #art #painting #renaissance #quantummechani cs
penguin in an art gallery looking at renaissance paintings
#funny #art #renaissance #painting #animals #humour #humor #animal #penguins #penguin #quantummechani

As foretold in the ancient prophecies!

#bear #bears #animal #animals #weirddog #IKnowItsABear #humor #humour #funny
black bear standing on someone's driveway in the background, while in the foreground, a yellow sign that says "caution bear in area" with an identically shaped bear on the sign
#funny #animals #humour #humor #animal #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog

Spanisch ist offensichtlich die zweit wichtigste Sprache Amerikas. Weit dahinter, aber direkt dahinter, liegt Deutsch.

https://language.mki.wisc.edu/the-german-language-in-america/

Grund dafür ist, dass, wenn ein Amerikaner sich auf Deutsch wendet, das ist bereits die Botschaft.

#fremdsprache #ehe #humor
Man und Frau reden — bis zum Deutsch

The German Language in America

The German presence in America goes back at least as far as 1683, when a small group of German-speaking Mennonites and Quakers founded the settlement of Germantown, which is today part of the city of Philadelphia.
German-American and American English Dialects
#humor #fremdsprache #ehe

Mom! The other calves are watching!

#cow #calf #animals #cute #funny #humor #humour
cow licking the face of a calf, while the calf squinches up its eye
#funny #animals #humour #humor #cute #calf #cow

Inhaltswarnung: Züge Zungen

#humor #deutschebahn #heißersommer

Anyone else enjoying Good Omens 2?

#goodomens #bible #sundayfunday #noahsarc #humor #humour #funny
God is love* (*terms and conditions apply): three panels depicting Noah's Arc and drowning people screaming for help
#funny #humour #humor #bible #sundayfunday #noahsarc #goodomens

I find your lack of num-nums disturbing.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #funny #humor #humour
black cat staring angrily at the camera while wearing a darth vader helmet and a death star medalion
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When there's no box, but you're still determined to have a fun #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #lion #lions #animals #funny #humor #humour
a male lion sitting awkwardly in a green wheelbarrow
#funny #Caturday #animals #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #lions #lion

When you're possessed by Beelzebub, but you still get to have some ice cream.

#icecream #funny #humor #humour
young girl with blue eyes and red hair eating an ice cream cone with a maniacal look on her face
#funny #humour #humor #icecream

Europeans love to ridicule Americans for not having affordable health care. They just don't understand: it's a different culture.

#healthcare #humor
Metrarail billboard reading, "Take the easy way out."
#healthcare #humor

I used to worry about how much discussion revolved around entertainment possibilities, even though civilization faced so many obviously serious crises.

With climate collapse now all but inevitable, I'm greatly relieved that my future competitors are occupying themselves with entertainment possibilities.

#barbenheimer #climatecrisis #apocalypse #humor
#climatecrisis #apocalypse #humor #barbenheimer

Absolutely. Good boi.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
big whit dog behind fence, with a sign on it that says: "Aware of Dog please pet dog"
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your giant corn cob to the mall.

#corncob #corn #escalator #humor #humour #funny
the jolly green giant's intern struggling to get a corn cob that is twice her size onto an escalator
#funny #humour #humor #escalator #corn #corncob

"Corporal Doofus, reporting for dooty, sir!"

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #cute
cute golden puppy with a box stuck on its head, looking up and ot the right with a serious look on its face
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute

Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #funny #humor #humour
black and white kitten looking up through the window of a vending machine it has crawled into
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to a very cutting #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #knife #humor #humour #funny
light orange tabby cat with a kitchen knife in its mouth, walking along a kitchen counter
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute #knife

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