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Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell

Where the banshees live and they do live well

#SpinalTap #ThisIsSpinalTap #AncientArchitecture #humor #humour #stonehenge
Tiny replica of stonehenge, built out of paving bricks on the sidewalk. There is an orange traffic cone looming next to it.
#humour #humor #SpinalTap #stonehenge #ancientarchitecture #thisisspinaltap

This would have been good to have in 2016.

#humor #humour #book #books #multiverse #parallelworlds
old penguin book cover, with an orange background and the penguin logo in the bottom. The title: How to survive in a strange world after sliding into an alternate timeline
#book #humour #humor #books #multiverse #ParallelWorlds

Finally, an explanation for R2D2's sass!

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou
R2D2 with its stomach gate open, and a cute little white and grey tabby looking out from robot's tummy adorably
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #maythe4thbewithyou #maythefourth

They mostly come at night... mostly.

#aliens #newt #spiders #spider #infestation #weird #signs #humor #humour
wooden door with a home-made sign on it that says: The spider infestation problem is mostly resolved.
#humour #humor #weird #newt #signs #spider #spiders #infestation #aliens

Meanwhile, in Canada...

#canada #canadageese #cobrachicken #humor #humour #nestingseason
pulp art of a man hiding in the grass from a flock of canada geese (cobra chickens), holding a rifle and looking terrified. The caption says: They Can Smell Fear
#canada #humour #humor #canadageese #cobrachicken #nestingseason

The long-crested eagle is sick of your shit.

#eagle #badhair #annoyance #humor #humour
a long crested eagle (brown, with tall mohawk like feathers on its head) sitting on a branch, looking at you with annoyance
#humour #humor #annoyance #BadHair #eagle

Monday morning services.

#cartoon #coffee #humor #humour #caffeine
cartoon of a coffee carafe, filled with coffee on a pedestal, with people on their knees around it, worshipping it. by bannerman
#humour #humor #coffee #Cartoon #caffeine

It is #caturday. Unleash the fry goblins!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a little orange cat with a french fry in its mouth and a look of wide-eyed excitement -- a human hand is holding its neck
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you're writing a masterpiece, but you really need a nap.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #WIP #humor #humour
white cat sitting on a laptop keyboard, asleep in the sun
#wip #writing #Cats #humour #humor #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

An onion relish so good it IS illegal!

Proofreading: it matters!

#food #sandwich #onions #caramelized #humor #humour #writing #proofreading
A sandwich that is wrapped up and has a label on it that says: Roast Beef & Criminalized Onion Relish
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #food #caramelized #onions #sandwich

Feeling down? Then you need Bongo Cat!

https://bongo.cat/

#bongocat #fun #game #cute #adorable #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
cartoon cat with cute little pink bean paws playing a bongo

Bongo Cat

Hit the bongos like Bongo Cat!
bongo.cat
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute #game #Fun #adorable #bongocat

This is the correct response.

#evil #bunny #easterbunny #therapy #humor #humour #easter #eastersunday
color photo of a person in a giant white bunny suit holding a toddler, who is screaming, while sitting next to a little girl, who is also screaming in terror.
#therapy #humour #humor #bunny #easterbunny #Easter #evil #eastersunday

Yeah, like that would work, especially on an anarchistic #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
Grey tabby lying on a lawn with a big NO CATS sign right in front of it.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Hey Bob, I know you've just dropped acid and all, but we really need the cover illustration for the Easter issue of Space Dorks magazine."

#easter #sf #sciencefiction #humor #humour #goodfriday #scifi #SFF #pulp #easterbunny
Old pulp-style illustration of two spacemen. One pointing, the other holding the pointing dude's head like he's about to snap his neck. They are both looking at a giant pink bunny, holding the planet earth and shooting laser beams out of its nostrils.
#humour #humor #sff #sciencefiction #goodfriday #easterbunny #Easter #sf #scifi #pulp

Timely meme.

#easter #goodfriday #MaundyThursday #memes #meme #humor #humour
painting of jesus talking to a bunch of modern people Jesus: What do people call the day I was crucified? Miner: Good Friday Gray-haired person: Yeah, we call it Good Friday. Jesus: What the FUCK.
#meme #humour #humor #goodfriday #memes #Easter #MaundyThursday

This is much more calming than the ego mausoleum.

#DIYdeath #humor #humour #weird #signs
A very basic sign that says "self cemetery" in a field of grass with trees behind it
#humour #humor #weird #signs #diydeath

I love you too, coffee.

#coffee #mondaymotivation #monday #coffeetime #humor #humour
cup of coffee seen from above, with the shape of a heart in the foam
#humour #humor #coffee #mondaymotivation #monday #coffeetime

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Oh, well, if you BESEECH me, then sure!

#stpatricksday #stpaddy #green #ireland #humor #humour #bizarro
Bizarro cartoon: st. patrick wearing a green caltholic bishop outfit, holding a crozier, talking to worshippers: "In honor of my driving the snakes out of Ireland, I beseech thee to paint thyselves green and vomit in the streets." St. Patrick's Day Explained
#humour #humor #green #ireland #stpatricksday #bizarro #stpaddy

Too cool for #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #mood
a grey tabby cat wearing a pink beanie and sunglasses, with a drink cup in front of it -- possibly an AI image
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #mood

Meanwhile, over on Tumblr.

#meme #memes #distractedboyfriend #JuliusCaesar #idesofmarch #humor #humour
the distracted boyfriend meme -- the woman in the red dress is The Ides of March, the distracted boyfriend in the blue plaid shirt looking at her is Tumblr, and his girlfriend, looking at him with disbelief is Saint Patrick's Day
#meme #humour #humor #idesofmarch #memes #distractedboyfriend #JuliusCaesar

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
black and white image of rod stewart, labelled: Rod Stewart color image of rod stewart labelled: Cone Stewart
#funny #humour #humor #color #puns #pun #colortheory #rodstewart

New Tech Bingo
#ki #ai #bigTech #Chatgpt #meme #humor #gafam
edit: source: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@_benui/109852367054141914
new tech bingo - only solves rich people problems - monetizes existing relationships - only makes sense in silicon valley - works by stealing stuff from the internet -"bug" causes death - horrifying military applications - under the hood it's sweatshop labour - disinformation! - solution is worse than the problem - only works for cis white dudes - owned by huge Corporation - what if everything was finance? - ads! - doesn't actually work - everything a subscription - horrifying police applications - destroys wellpaying jobs - obscene levels of waste - actually just multi-level marketing - ceo is a real piece of shit - fucks the environment - concentrates wealth - based on idea in dystopian story - requires real world to change to fit solution - exploits addictive behaviours

ben🌱ui (@_benui@mastodon.gamedev.place)

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Gamedev Mastodon
#ai #meme #chatgpt #humor #bigtech #gafam #ki

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

#dune #dune2 #BeneGesserit #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat stands on its hind legs while hiding around a corner from two doberman pincers who haven't noticed it yet
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #benegesserit #dune #dune2

#caturday palindrome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a cute orange kitten wearing a taco costume. caption: taco cat spelled backward is taco cat
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I don't know who needs to listen to a husky have a tantrum, but here you go! [sound on]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?

#library #libraries #reader #readers #books #book #writingcommunity #ferrets #humor #humour
Three signs -- one says Library Book Return and is on a book drop return slot. Drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books Update! Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.
#book #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #libraries #library #readers #ferrets #reader

Current mood

#squirrel #squirrels #animal #animals #humor #humour
red squirrel with punk like ears looking exhausted
#animals #squirrels #humour #humor #animal #squirrel

Quality trolling

#VennDiagram #humor #humour #piecharts #trolling
Image of a venn diagram: Left side (pink): People who make pie charts Right side (yellow): People who make venn diagrams Middle (teal) with a superimposed (black) pie piece: People who are angry right now
#humour #humor #venndiagram #trolling #piecharts

When you fibbed a little on your resume, but you still got the job.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a black cat looking up suspiciously -- it's wearing a vest and a badge that says "security dog"
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to a real edgy #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
orange tabby cat on top of a kitchen counter with a comically large kitchen knife in its mouth
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

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