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"There can be only one."

#nerd #nerdrage #odd #weird #fandom #humor #humour
Fake toy of Spider-Man. the packaging has a photo of jean luc picard. It says: Star Gate (in star wars font) battlestar galactica: Gandalf. (DC logo in bottom right)
#humour #humor #weird #fandom #nerd #odd #nerdrage

Remind me to NEVER go to this restaurant.

Proofreading: it matters!

#signs #weird #editing #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour
sign on door that says: Due to unforseen circumcisions the dining room will be closed this evening!! Sorry for the inconvenience. Open for takout and delivery only!!
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #weird #signs #editing

Last thing the photographer said: "Oh look, it's a weird dog, coming to me for cuddles!"

#IKnowItsABear #weirdDog #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsofmastodon
grizzly bear running through water towards the camera with a look of casual murder on its face
#animals #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog #dogstadon

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to an ridiculously cuddly #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour
two cats sleeping together, a white and orange cat has its head on the other cat's chest, and the other cat, an orange one, has a paw over the white and orange cat's shoulder. Ridiculously cute.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cuteoverload

Typography: it matters!

(Still, that seems like a good deal on mice.)

#typography #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour
sign in a mcdonald's where the logo looks like it's a letter: M ICE 10 lb bag $1.00
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #typography

That feeling when you really don't know what happens next in the story.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #writing #wip #writingcommunity
orange gat sitting in front of a piece of blank paper, and holding a quill pen; it looks confused
#wip #writing #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

#valentinesday #valentine #valentines #humor #humour #theshining
iconic still of shelly duval screaming in The Shining, but instead of an ax breaking through the door, it's a heart-shaped box of chocolates
#humour #humor #theshining #valentinesday #valentines #valentine

When you're excited to start posting on another glorious #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
grey tabby cat stretched out on a laptop, looking at the screen, and grinning
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

As an indie writer, I can assure you, I am most aware.

#writingcommunity #writing #humor #humour #bookstodon #books #fiction
a distressed white sign with bold red text that says: "Be aware of invisibility."
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #fiction

Ironically, their sign was designed by the Society for Workable Simplicity.

#humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #typography #signs
plain sign that says "centre for useless splendour" on the side of a building.
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #typography #signs

Break in case of #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
black and white cat looking crossly through a window in a box that says "emergency cat"
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

But I don't want to be shopping bags!

#writing #writingcommunity #editing #editor #proofreading #humor #humour
hand written sign on a door that says: "Please remember you're [sic] shopping bags."
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #editor #editing

Here's to making that right turn!

#sign #signs #weird #humor #humour #existentialism
black and white photo of two signs in a forest: on top, it says "same old mistakes" and points left. Below, it says "glorious new mistakes" and points right.
#humour #humor #existentialism #weird #sign #signs

When you may have exaggerated, just a bit, on your resume.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humour #humor
grey and white tabby cat 'operating' a fancy video camera, looking confused
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Here's hoping you're having a cozy #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
a grey tabby cat all wrapped up in a duvet cover, so that only it's face is showing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute

I hope your Friday is going well, but just in case, here's a box full of puppies.

#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #cuteoverload #friday
box full of really cute rotweiller puppies, half of which have their adorable pink tongues sticking out
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute #friday #cuteoverload

I'm too late for Wet Beast Wednesday, but I don't care -- this made me happy.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute

And then charging her for the unnecessary X-ray.

#humor #humour #politics
Dr. Christian Taliban explains to mary which parts of her body are hers and which part belong to the Republican party -- Norman Rockwell style image of a doctor pointing to an extra while a woman and man look on
#politics #humour #humor

When you discover the forecast includes snow, freezing rain AND ice pellets.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #winter #snowstorm #winterstorm #humor #humour
The head of a husky coming out from a pile of snow; there's snow on the top of his head, and he is looking annoyed.
#Dogs #winter #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #winterstorm #snowstorm

Bring me Solo!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #starwars #chonky
A chonky light brown kitten sitting in a bowl with this mouth ajar and it's cute little paws on the bowl, holding up its triple chin
#Cats #humour #humor #starwars #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #chonky

When your duck is into cosplay.

#duck #ducks #dinosaurs #trex #humor #humour #funny
a white duck wearing little booties and two orange arms that make him look like a t-rex -- behind the duck, a giant stature of a t-rex with little tiny arms
#funny #humour #humor #ducks #dinosaurs #duck #trex

Yes, you can has cheez!

Hope everyone's enjoying a tasty #caturday, like me. (I just got back from the Food & Wine show here in London, Ontario. A lovely way to spend a winter day!)

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #cheese #cheeseislife #ldnont
A grey and white tabby with its mouth open as it is about to chomp down on a toasted cheese sandwich being offered to it by its servant (hooman)
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #ldnont #cheese #cheeseislife

Welcome to a wintry #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a tabby cat in a snowy field -- only it's head and part of its tail are showing, and it has a shocked look on its face
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your Majungasaurus for a walk.

#dinosaur #dinosaurs #meme #memes #humor #humour
a little girl in a red raincoat and blue hat, holding a teddy, crosses the street with her majungasaurus -- a carnivorous dinosaur that is red and white
#meme #humour #humor #memes #dinosaur #dinosaurs

Hope everyone is enjoying a restful, and liquid, #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #CatsAreALiquid

#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #catsarealiquid

Welcome to another villainous #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
grey and white cat with white markings that look like a cliched villain's mustache and eyebrows
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Fine, but it doesn't say anything about a nice bit of graffiti

#weird #signs #humor #humour #stickers
sticker on a curb with the text scratched up: All stickers except stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited
#humour #humor #weird #signs #stickers

The siren call of the em-dash.

#writing #writingcommunity #books #book #writinglife #humor #humour #memes #funny #bookstodon
The distracted boyfriend meme (boyfriend checking out another woman while shocked girlfriend looks on) -- the other woman says "em-dash," the boyfriend says "me", and the girlfriend is other forms of punctuation to continue compound sentences
#funny #book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #memes #writinglife

The artist proudly displaying her work: "Unraveled ."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat with brown ears and tail sitting on a couch next to the arm of the couch which the cat has eviscerated
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

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