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Philip gave Alpha Max five stars!

"Witty and exciting. Thoroughly enjoyed this book which mixes philosophy and science fiction to explore the concept of the multiverse. "

And it's currently on sale, but only for another week! £3.22, 3,72 € or $3.99US. ($6US off!)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09BSQ7Z8M?tag=markarayner-20&geniuslink=true

#humour #humor #sciencefiction #SFF #AwardWinning #book #books #bookstodon
cover art for Alpha Max by Mark A. Rayner -- teal background with cartoon of a red-haired and bearded head sliced into pieces. There are stars and galaxies on the inside of the slices
#book #humour #humor #books #bookstodon #sff #sciencefiction #AwardWinning

Typography: It's Important!

#humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #signs #typography #graphicdesign
Christmas lights in red boxes with the label: 10 Fuckering Lights. It's supposed to say flickering but they chose a terrible typeface.
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #typography #signs #graphicdesign

I could have really used this book, back in 2016 when we crossed into our current timeline.

Anyone else?

#humor #humour #penguinbooks #writingcommunity #SFF #sciencefiction #multiverse #alternatetimeline #bookstodon
FAKE old fashioned penguin book cover (orange, with penguin logo at the bottom) Penguine Books: How to survive in a strange world after sliding into an alternate timeline
#humour #humor #writingcommunity #bookstodon #sff #sciencefiction #multiverse #alternatetimeline #penguinbooks

Absolutely shocked that #caturday is already over.

#cat #cats #catsodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
photo of brown tabby sitting in a chair taken from below, giving the cat a shocked, surprised and appalled look on its face
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catsodon

Resting #caturday face

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
close up of grey tabby's head as it sleeps on the carpet, it's tongue flopped out of its mouth
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Draw me like one of your French iguanas."

#animal #animals #iguana #lizard #titanic #humor #humour #funny
an iguana lying back on a seat in a reclined position reminiscent of Kate Winslet's character in the scene in Titanic where DiCapro's character sketches her
#funny #titanic #animals #humour #humor #animal #lizard #iguana

"Okay Mr. Snuggles, smile for the camera... Oh, no, not like that."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humour #humor
bengal cat "smiling" at the camera with it's fangs exposed and eyes closed
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

What most ancient Greek poets neglect to mention was that in addition to guarding the gates of Hades, Cerberus was also a floofy chonk.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cerberus #humor #humour #funny
Corgi panting and smiling at the camera, which looks like Cerberus, because he's wearing a collar with two extra corgi heads
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cerberus

Feel the burn!

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
an orange and white cat lying on an exercise machine, its legs hanging over the handles, looking like a doofus
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"And IaiaiIIIIIIII ... will always love youououou!"

"Please make it stop."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #singing
two white cats sitting on a chair, with one looking sad and the other with its mouth open, as though it's singing.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #singing

They were grilled perfectly, but they still tasted kinda' funny.

#humor #humour #funny #clown #clowns #coulrophobia
old sign that says: Clown Hamburgers -- the sign is in the shape of a harlequin clown. The clown has a look of sly amusement on its face and is worrying.
#funny #humour #humor #Coulrophobia #clowns #clown

Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #vendingmachine
black and white kitten looking for help because he is stuck inside a vending machine selling candy and chocolate bars, halls and what looks like shaving cream
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #vendingmachine

Hello fellow toots! I'm re-pimping this quote from our fellow tooter, Kit (@Kit ), who gave Alpha Max five stars!

"I really enjoyed this fun romp through alternate universes, following alternate Max Tundras (what a perfect character name too). Reminded me of Vonnegut, smart, wryly funny, and makes you think. I’m glad I picked this up!"

https://geni.us/AlphaMax

#sciencefiction #humor #humour #comedy #books #ebook #bookstodon #SFF
three-dimension representation of the cover of alpha max by Mark A. Rayner -- a teal cover with a split up human with red hair and beard -- inside the slices are galaxies and universes
three-dimension representation of the cover of alpha max by Mark A. Rayner -- a teal cover with a split up human with red hair and beard -- inside the slices are galaxies and universes
#comedy #ebook #humour #humor #books #bookstodon #sff #sciencefiction @Kit

Let the #caturday mayhem commence!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
brown tabby curled up in cat tree with a look of shock on its face, as a white and brown tabby jumps through a paper door and gets stuck, so its back end is hanging out
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

This dude is ducking full of positivity!

#duck #ducks #positivity #positiveaffirmations #humor #humour #cute
white duck looking at its reflection in a mirror with stickies on it that say: you can do it! be your BEST self!!! You are handsome Today is a new day!
#positivity #humour #humor #cute #ducks #positiveaffirmations #duck

When you have that recurring dream about a chipmunk you just can't quite reach. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dreams #chipmunk #chirp #humor #humour
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dreams #chirp #chipmunk

Beans!

[that's it, that's the post]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #feets #feet #paws #beans #humor #humour
closeup of pink footpads (aka, beans) of a cat with a white leg
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #beans #paws #feet #feets

Welcome to another wonderful and weird #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #memes
Orange kitten with its foreleg stuck down in the couch, it's eyes are wide with fear or excitement, and it's claws are out. Caption: When you're looking for the remote and touch something weird.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #memes

What the hell was that dispenser serving?

Proofreading: It Matters!

#humor #humour #proofreading #editing #writing #writingcommunity #funnysigns
drink dispenser with a sign on it that says: sorry (a little unhappy face holding up that word) Sorry for incontinence
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #editing #funnysigns

"Your choice, man. Either I lose the wig, or you lose one of your legs."."

#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
beige bulldog wearing a wig with two little buns and a cute bow around one of them, looks uncertain about it
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #doggo

These cool dudes look like they're about to drop an album. They need a good band name though, any ideas?

#cat #cats #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #catstodon #catsofmastodon #albumcover #band #humor #humour
A grey cat looking at the camera as though he's taking a selfie, along with his two rottweiler buddies standing behind him and a red-haired spaniel next to him -- they look like a rock band photo
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #band #albumcover

Oh the humiliation!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #bird #birds #birbs
cat sitting inside a birdcage, looking annoyed, while a bird sits atop it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #birds #bird #birbs

Behold, your queen of #caturday bathtime!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour #funny #rubberduckies
white cat with blue eyes, looking out from a bath filled with yellow rubber duckies
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #cat #catstodon #rubberduckies #CatsOMastodon

Adorable!

[sound on for all the delightful num-num noises Teddy makes as he tucks into a fall treat of delectable mini-pumpkins]

#fall #pumpkins #porcupine #porcupines #animal #animals #cute #humor #humour
#fall #animals #humour #humor #animal #cute #porcupines #porcupine #pumpkins

In case you're ever tempted to pet a weird dog, here's the info you need.

#IKNOWtheyAreBears #weirddog #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour
Alaskan Bear Petting Chart -- silhouette of bear with areas indicated: Nope; You're not quick enough; Life insurance up to date? Think Again; Skibbity Pap, Permanent Nap. #keepwildlifewild The Tongass National Forest offers a unique opportunity to see wildlife up close, as they live. With this opportunity comes responsibiility. For your safety and the safety of others, please do not attempt to feed, pet or take selfies with bears.
#animals #humour #humor #bears #bear #weirddog #iknowtheyarebears

"Are you not entertained?"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #rome #italy #coliseum #humor #humour
photoshopped picture of Rome, with a giant grey and white cat lying in the coliseum
#Cats #humour #humor #Italy #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #Rome #coliseum

Sunday mornin' comin' down

#humor #humour #funny #harrisonford #kriskristoferson
Harrison Ford looking a little grizzled in an unkempt beard sitting next to a big dog. Caption: When the mushrooms wear off and you realize you're not a space smuggler traveling across the universe with a wookie.
#funny #humour #humor #kriskristoferson #harrisonford

It's a #caturday takeover!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour
black cat wearing a vest that says "security dog"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The spooky season has begun!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #october #spookyseason #humor #humour #funny
cat with a towel over its head and mouth open, with a flashlight shining on its chin. the caption reads: Then ... she got ... the spray bottle!
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #spookyseason #october

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