I asked Alan Turing and he said the #signalgate code is so sophisticated that if the Germans had used it instead of their silly Enigma machines, they would certainly have won the war. And Turing would know. Even dead for all these years, he would know.

No need to act defensive, signalgaters: you got everyone thinking you were talking war plans and actually you were planning next week's yard sale of top secret documents from the president's collection! These guys and gals are professionals at spycraft. I am impressed as hell.