"First, in #Texas, there is a push to make buying #vibrators and sex toys much harder (oh yeah, that pun was intended) that could make it illegal for major retailers like Walmart to sell things of the good times, double-A-battery-requiring variety.

Secondly, in #Florida, they have taken a break from wrestling methed-up gators and are busy introducing legislation which would make it perfectly legal for kids to be put to work."
#election2026
#2026election
#newsrewind
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trumps-maga-goes-after-masturbation-with-insane-new-us-sex-laws/news-story/cd237454ca9278dc1c0883ad3fc46329