Trump standing in front of the press with a piece of paper and scissors.

"I promised to cut your car insurance in half. This is the insurance of a brave police officer."

Snip.

#NYT: "Trump's first official act a success."

#FOX: "Liberal outrage sweeps the country."

#WAPO: "What just happened?"

10 yr old on social media: "It's a blank paper. Here's the enlarged screenshot."

/s

#media