Dear Canadians: for your holidays, instead of heading to that new version of #Jersey how about coming to the original one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey

Our one is quite a lot less fascist than the new one. We are very friendly and we won't imprison you for minor visa errors.

And you can hop over to France - a place you have long connections with = on a ferry that takes just over an hour.

Why not come and help our tourist industry and help your southern neighbours' govt rethink their priorities?