Hyped up voice:
It's the money or protecting the 1st Amendment and free speech.
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And Columbia's gone for the money!
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Next on the block is DEI.
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And Columbia has gone for the money again!
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Next on the block are Liberal Arts departments.
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Money again. Folks this game is so reminiscent of Hitler's Germany that it brings tears to my eyes.
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Compulsory Christianity courses?
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Yes, and the $ again.
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Annnnnnnnd #MartialLaw has been declared and universities closed.

The Nazi term for what KKKolumbia is doing is "self-coordination"