BTW, enough literal plastic red tape would gum up and jam a chainsaw just as yarn does.

So we've suckered Musk into picking up a chainsaw. How do we armor things like Social Security and Medicaid/Medicare with enough yarn and literal red tape to gum up the chain and stop the saw?

A machete would be far more capable of cutting a lot of plastic tape, but machetes carry other symbolism the fash don't like.