“Sorry, and you’re from the consolidated what?”
“Consolidated union of Mousers, Templekeepers, Ship mascots and housecats. Mostly the latter these days to be honest. We are representing Princess Fluffykins in this matter.”
“The matter of morning lap time?”
“Yes, we’re told there has been a sudden and unannounced reduction.”
“Look, I have to be at work by seven, I love Fluffykins dearly but I can’t cuddle all day.”
“Ms Fluffykins said you used to leave at eight”
“Yes well it’s a really busy time at work and I’m trying to get more done.”
“Ms Fluffykins is prepared to renegotiate her compensation if an appropriate portion of your your overtime payments are recognized in kitty treats”
“Oh, I don’t get paid overtime”
“You should join a union”
#TootFic #MicroFiction
“Consolidated union of Mousers, Templekeepers, Ship mascots and housecats. Mostly the latter these days to be honest. We are representing Princess Fluffykins in this matter.”
“The matter of morning lap time?”
“Yes, we’re told there has been a sudden and unannounced reduction.”
“Look, I have to be at work by seven, I love Fluffykins dearly but I can’t cuddle all day.”
“Ms Fluffykins said you used to leave at eight”
“Yes well it’s a really busy time at work and I’m trying to get more done.”
“Ms Fluffykins is prepared to renegotiate her compensation if an appropriate portion of your your overtime payments are recognized in kitty treats”
“Oh, I don’t get paid overtime”
“You should join a union”
#TootFic #MicroFiction
