This is bullshit. We’re in spacedock for maintenance, it’s my day off and I had a fishing trip booked in the holodeck. But no, the first officer’s sister is moving house down on the planet, and he had this great idea to surprise her by transporting all her furniture. So I’m down here in the cargo hold beaming up sofas and tchotchkes while gamma shift beams them back down. Commander Asshole better fucking pay up on the favours he owes from this.

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