oh a new years day morning note from my current health care (#UnitedHealthCare owned #Optum branded #AtriusHealth, the former #HarvardVanguard) provider, requiring me to log in to their health care portal.

Will it be
A nice note about the new year and making healthy choices?

A thank you for continuing to use their services after 20 years?

A gentle nudge to pay a bill?

No:

"We wish to inform you about an important change regarding parking at our Somerville practice.
Effective January 1, 2025, parking garage fees on weekdays only will be reinstated at the following rates"

#SomervilleMA #DavisSquare

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Preface: today, I was told that WITH insurance, 7 doses (titrating on) of my new anti-depressant, #Trintellix , would cost me $60. For 7 god-damned pills.

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You know how certain stores have “store brands” since e.g. _Threshold_ sounds like a way cooler brand than “Target-brand cheap fitted bedsheets”?

Well hey, turns out, #UnitedHealthcare did that too! Fooled me; I am [an unhappy] United Health Care customer, and I thought that Optum was a separate company.

BURN IT ALL DOWN.

:DumpsterFire: :DumpsterFire: :DumpsterFire:

This guy gets it:

(Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DCCgmmQCQL2/ )

#humor #pharmacy #Optum #OptumRX