Australia’s richest person, Gina Rinehart, when asked about disgraced former shock jock, Alan Jones, has replied, ”Alan Who?” Despite the former broadcaster at one time being featured prominently on Ms Rinehart’s companies website.
”A beloved national treasure like myself meets an awful lot of people, sadly, I don’t remember them all,” said Ms Rinehart. ”This Alan chap, judging by the charges I have a feeling that I’m not his usual type.”
”Maybe my Son knows him, I’d ask, but would have to do so through our lawyers.”
When asked why she had seemingly ditched Alan Jones and scrubbed him from her life, Ms Rinehart said: ”Again, I don’t know the chap, I’ve seen the photo of him and I and it rings no bells.”
”Now, enough about this Alan fellow let’s talk about more important matters like Me and everything that is mine.”
Australia’s richest person, Gina Rinehart, when asked about disgraced former shock jock, Alan Jones, has replied, ”Alan Who?” Despite the former broadcaster at one time being feat…