Dad: "Actually, Sir, to be perfectly honest, we don't really need any insurance, we're just here to see the rats. Can we still see the rats if we don't....? You know, are they... are the rats erm, strictly, you know, like... pay to play? Because we drove here all the way from Reno, and it'd be a real downer if we'd made the whole trip for nuthin, the kids are waiting in the car, and they're real excited....
Owner: What on earth are you talking about, what Rats! Dad: The ones that it says on the sign!
Owner steps outside, looks at the sign, head turns red and yells "MARJORIE!!!"
Marjorie steps outside, looking annoyed Marjorie: I told you we're out of Es for the sign, and last week I wanted to order new letters and you said we're not wasting money on new letters use the ones we have, and
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Dad: "Actually, Sir, to be perfectly honest, we don't really need any insurance, we're just here to see the rats. Can we still see the rats if we don't....? You know, are they... are the rats erm, strictly, you know, like... pay to play? Because we drove here all the way from Reno, and it'd be a real downer if we'd made the whole trip for nuthin, the kids are waiting in the car, and they're real excited....
Owner: beg your pardon?
Dad: We kinda came for the r..
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Dad: The ones that it says on the sign!
Owner steps outside, looks at the sign, head turns red and yells "MARJORIE!!!"
Marjorie steps outside, looking annoyed
Marjorie: I told you we're out of Es for the sign, and last week I wanted to order new letters and you said we're not wasting money on new letters use the ones we have, and
Dad: "Can we see the rats now?"
Owner "THE RATS ARE DEAD!"
Marjorie: "Rats?! In the house? Eew
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