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When you've let the day get away from you, and you haven't eaten yet.

#IThinkitsAcat #caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #lowbloodsugar
crazy looking cat with spiky hair, orange eyes, and its tongue licking its nose
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #lowbloodsugar #ithinkitsacat

Punctuation: It matters!

#EatsShootsAndLeaves #humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity
Dunn Lumber sign with logo: My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #eatsshootsandleaves

Oh, I was sure it was a Screech of Karens. My bad.

#collectivenouns #humor #humour #karen
four women sitting in a diner booth with the caption: Did you know: a group of karens is called a "hassle."
#humour #humor #karen #collectivenouns

Oh, oh, do this one next:

"My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”
― Ashleigh Brilliant

#quote #quotes #life #meaningoflife #humor #humour
tom gauld cartoon Soren Kierkegaard, 1843 Cartoon showing a man walking to the left and a dog walking to the right while they say: "Live can only be understood backwards" "but it must be lived forwards."
#humour #humor #quotes #quote #life #meaningoflife

Just a little Sunday #Humour #Humor! 👇😁

#RejoinEU 🇪🇺❤ #Briturn
#Brexit 🤬 #StopPutin #StopTrump

#brexit #humour #humor #RejoinEU #stoptrump #StopPutin #briturn

When you have been denied treats, once again.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #humor #humour #catsofmastodon
White cat with light eyes, looking quite murderous
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

This bad boy can can fit so many ...*kaboom*

#caresalesman #tesla #cybertruck #explosion #humor #humour
1st panel: car salesman: *slaps roof" (of cybertruck) 2nd panel: giant ball of fire
#humour #humor #explosion #tesla #cybertruck #caresalesman

I am greatly enjoying the audiobook of @stephenfry's Mythos, but I imagine this may be the jar situation in his home.

#etymology #greek #humor #humour
Swear jar -- not much change in it Unsolicited etymology trivia jar - overflowing with coins
#humour #humor #greek #etymology @stephenfry

For all my Canadian Tootsies: if you've been waiting to buy the paperback version of my new book on Indigo, it's now available there:

https://www.indigo.ca/en-ca/gates-of-polished-horn-a-collection-of-stories/9781999431174.html

#books #book #bookstodon #shortstory #shortstories #sff #sciencefiction #humor #humour #literaryfiction

Gates Of Polished Horn: A Collection Of Stories Book By Mark A Rayner, ('tp') | Indigo

Buy the book Gates of Polished Horn: A Collection of Stories by mark a rayner at Indigo
Indigo Books & Music Inc.
#book #humour #humor #books #bookstodon #sff #sciencefiction #shortstory #shortstories #literaryfiction

Hahahaha!

Yes, I usually have a few WIPs in process at the same time.

How about the rest of you?

#storytelling #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour
The distracted boyfriend meme: Girl in red dress: New story idea Boyfriend: Me Girlfriend: Story in progress
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #storytelling

Plain weaves and twill weaves are accepted, though.

Proofreading: It matters!

#goofy #signs #weird #proofreading #typos #humor #humour
sign in front of burlington weslyan independent church: Be gone satin you have no power here
#humour #humor #proofreading #weird #goofy #signs #typos

So this is why her supply of eggs is never... eggs-austed.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Chickens #Eggs #ThePriceOfEggs #Henstodon #ChickensOfTheFediverse #Chickenstodon #WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad #Hens
Two-panel comic. Top panel shows two women standing outside a short fence. Inside the fence is a hen pecking at the ground. Behind her, in her chicken coup, is a lone egg in her nest. The one woman says to the other, "Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her." The bottom panels shows Henrietta the chicken in a grocery store, holding a carton of eggs. The cashier says to her, "Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?" Text below the comic reads, "... And this is WHY the chicken crossed the road."
#mastodon #humour #humor #eggs #chickens #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #thepriceofeggs #henstodon #chickensofthefediverse #chickenstodon #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #hens

The resemblance is uncanny...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Politics #Trump #DonaldTrump #USPol #Bathrooms #Toilet
Photo of a toilet with the seat up. An orange-ish towel or piece of carpet has been slung across the uppermost area of the lifted seat, and a red cloth of some kind has been placed in the middle of the hinge. There is a distinct resemblance to Donald Trump, with the orange fabric resembling his hair, the red fabric resembling his tie, and the gaping hole in the seat resembling his pursed mouth when he is shouting.
#trump #mastodon #donaldtrump #politics #humour #humor #uspol #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #bathrooms #toilet

This is exactly how the Internet got us.

#Internet #pirates #clowns #apes #celebrity #humor #humour
Comic panel of a guy in a hat an suit looking through a window and thinking: Pirates ... clowns ... apes... famous people ... is the kind of place I've been searching for!
#humour #humor #clowns #apes #pirates #internet #celebrity

Proofreading: It matters!

#worshipstan #proofreading #humor #humour
grafitti that says: worship stan, over an upside-down cross
#humour #humor #proofreading #worshipstan

Appel à l'incrédulité.
Parce qu'une déclaration semble incroyable,elle ne peut être vraie.

Les planches de BD : https://annyo.logaton.fr
Les arguments fallacieux :
https://biaise-moi.fr/www/?Categorisation#manipulation-de-contenu

#bd #annyo #mouton #humour #rhétorique #rhétorique #biaiscognitif #argumentfallacieux
La vache parle au mouton à 5 pattes : - je ne vois vraiment pas ce que tu lui reproches au berger. Il me nourrit de délicieuses farines animales, il me permet de me promener une fois par mois… il est tout à mon soin. - tu ne t’ai pas demandé pourquoi il te nourris - bah, parce qu’il est gentil, quelle question. -ou alors c’est parcequ’il compte te manger à son tour. … - Ha ha ha ! N’importe quoi ! Il ne peut pas me manger, Il mange des steaks, pas des vaches. Qu’est-ce que tu vas pas inventer toi alors.
La vache parle au mouton à 5 pattes : - je ne vois vraiment pas ce que tu lui reproches au berger. Il me nourrit de délicieuses farines animales, il me permet de me promener une fois par mois… il est tout à mon soin. - tu ne t’ai pas demandé pourquoi il te nourris - bah, parce qu’il est gentil, quelle question. -ou alors c’est parce qu’il compte te manger à son tour. … - Ha ha ha ! N’importe quoi ! Il ne peut pas me manger, Il mange des steaks, pas des vaches. Qu’est-ce que tu vas pas inventer toi alors.

Arguments Rhétologiques Fallacieux

Mais fais tes recherches d'abord !
Biaise-moi !
#humour #annyo #bd #mouton #RHETORIQUE #biaiscognitif #argumentfallacieux

Day 6: I believe they have accepted me as one of their own, though I'm worried about Larry, who keeps asking: "Is it just me, or do I smell wet dog?"

#dog #dogs #otter #otters #humor #humour
wet border collie amongst a group of otters floating in the water
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #otter #otters

Caturday is always the best time to drop a new Mr.Mittens and the Yowltones album cover.

#cat #cats #caturday #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour
four cats walking towards the camera and others looking back at a forest on fire
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Twitter, as foretold by Hieronymus Bosch

#twitter #twittermigration #humor #humour #satire
Detail from the Garden of Earthly Delights: Bird-headed monster or The Prince of Hell - close-up head eating human torso with black birds, smoke and fire shooting out of the torso's ass
#twittermigration #twitter #humour #humor #satire

#cartoon #humour #jokes #media
A cartoon in retro style, inspired by 1930s cartoons. Two pink antropomorphic mushrooms say, alternatively: "Protect your mental health" - "Boycott fascist media".
#humour #Cartoon #media #jokes

Introducing Chuck A. Merican: the obvious choice for Director of the CIA.

#humor #humour #satire #trump #TrumpIsARussianAsset
Putin with a fake mustache and glasses
#trump #humour #humor #satire #trumpisarussianasset

Ernest Hemingway’s 5 Surprisingly Easy Rules for Writing

1. Kill adjectives
2. Murder your darlings
3. Slaughter long sentences
4. Exterminate repetition
5. Whiskey, but only after s̶l̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶l̶o̶o̶d̶l̶u̶s̶t̶ writing

#writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #humor #humour #satire
a shirtless ernest hemingway holding a shotgun and looking nonplussed
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #satire #amwriting

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #Snakes #Parenting #DadJokes #ShoeboxBlog #Driving
Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry." Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland." Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"
#mastodon #humour #humor #saintpatricksday #puns #parenting #dadjokes #snakes #driving #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #dadjoke #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #shoeboxblog

St. Patrick’s Day☘️ is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #DadJokes #StarTrek #SirPatrickStewart #CaptainPicard #Picard
A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.
#mastodon #humour #humor #saintpatricksday #startrek #puns #dadjokes #picard #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #sirpatrickstewart #captainpicard

Moin! ☕️☕️☕️😊
Manchmal wünsche ich mir, ich hätte nicht nur einen Vogel, sondern ich wäre gerne einer.

#moin #gutenmorgen #fun #humor #humour #fotografie #photography #photo #quote #myphoto #rotkehlchen
Nahaufnahme vom Rotkehlchen. Ich liebe diese kleinen Meckerfritzen (Futter alle).
#photography #Photo #humour #humor #quote #fotografie #Fun #myphoto #gutenmorgen #moin #rotkehlchen

Me, the Monday after Daylight Savings Time begins.

#monday #daylightsavingtime #humor #humour
long haired orange cat with its fur all stuck up and the cat looking extremely grumpy and this caption: Morgenmuffel (german) a person who is grumpy in the mornings and doesn't like to wake up early
#humour #humor #monday #daylightsavingtime

"The fiercest anger of all, the most incurable, is that which rages in the place of dearest love." –Euripides

#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastotdon #humor #humour
pug dog looking up as it deals with its owner putting it in a ridiculous purple hood with ears outfit
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastotdon

You take the blue squeaky toy -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red squeaky toy -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the #Caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #thematrix
fluffy cat wearing hippie sunglasses
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #thematrix

How I dress before I open my news feed.

#bullshit #humor #humour #Doomscrolling #news #currentevents #browningsuit
a person wearing a browning diving suit, holding an umbrella up over its head at the same time (black and white photo)
#news #humour #humor #currentevents #bullshit #doomscrolling #browningsuit

Translation: Mess with Hamish and we will cut you.

#scotland #humor #humour #hamish
highland cow with long horns in a field, with a sign next to him that says: do not grab hamish by the horns
#humour #humor #scotland #Hamish

#resisttrump #donaldtrump #humour #funny
A cheese puff snack is being held between two fingers. Several sewing needles are inserted into the cheese puff, protruding from it in different directions. The background is a plain, light-coloured surface. The cheese puff is an effigy of Donald Trump with voodoo sewing needles.
#funny #donaldtrump #humour #resisttrump

Punctuation: It matters!

Those quotation marks really don't "help."

#humor #humour #weird #signs #proofreading #punctuation
sign at a grocery story that says: ring bell for "meat service" [sic]
#humour #humor #proofreading #weird #signs #punctuation

The new book made the Top Ten on Amazon in Science Fiction Short Stories! (Also top ten in Canadian Short Stories!) Plus, the hardcover edition is available now:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1069096547/

Other Amazon: https://geni.us/Gates
Other Ebook: https://books2read.com/u/4jzRWo

#book #books #bestseller #sciencefiction #shortstory #SFF #humor #humour
Amazon bestseller page for science fiction short stories. Showing covers for eight books, including the cover art for The Gates of Polished Horn, a collection of stories, by Mark A. Rayner

Available now at your favorite digital store!

The Gates of Polished Horn by Mark A. Rayner
books2read.com
#book #humour #humor #books #sff #sciencefiction #shortstory #bestseller

Vladimir and Estragon should have been suspicious when Godot asked to meet them here.

#literature #play #plays #humor #humour #WaitingForGodot #samuelBeckett
a broken down bench in front of a cement wall with a blue sign that says: Endless Waiting Area
#humour #humor #literature #waitingforgodot #SamuelBeckett #plays #play

Mondays, amIright?

#monday #mondaymotivation #coffee #humor #humour
black and white image of a person with their forehead on the kitchen table, missing their mug as they pour coffee, and cereal spilled next to a bowl
#humour #humor #coffee #mondaymotivation #monday

Même réglé à sa sensibilité minimale ! 😂
#politique #media #technologie #humour

#humour #media #politique #technologie

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