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Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #Snakes #Parenting #DadJokes #ShoeboxBlog #Driving
Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry." Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland." Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"
#mastodon #humour #humor #saintpatricksday #puns #parenting #dadjokes #snakes #driving #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #dadjoke #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #shoeboxblog

Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Sherlock #DrStrange #BenedictCumberbatch #Actors
An apparent news article from a newspaper. The top has an image of actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and the bottom half reads: "Quaint heartthrob Bodysnatch Cummerbund this week announced his engagement to theatre director Sophie Hunter, to the mass upset of millions of his enamoured viewers. Buffalo Custardbath, 38, is best known as the lead role in hit BBC series Sherlock, and has also had prominent roles in 12 Years A Slave, War Horse, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and voices the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit trilogy. Formidable acting repertoire aside, Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch's fame is largely attributed to his dashing persona and his unusual name. We look forward to Mr & Mrs Cabbagewank's wedding."
#mastodon #humour #humor #actors #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #dadjoke #sherlock #drstrange #benedictcumberbatch

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