Keep your nudibranchs close and your anemones closer

#Marine #Puns

Born to Pun

#humor #humour #pun #puns

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns

Ugh! I hate it when the toilet gets clogged.

#pun #puns #humor #humour #funny #clogs #DadJokes

Husband in the kid's room: "Let's put this seal in the toy box."

Me, from the other room: "It's a seal'd container!"

Husband: "No."

Me: "...Blubberware."

#puns #parenting #notsorry