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😆 This image in my head, a walking newspaper following a human though the streets trying to make the human feel enthusiastic about things in the glass windows of the shops by happily shouting and pointing at random things sold there.

I added a little sketch.

#sketch #funny #newspaperadvertisement
A comic-style image of a passer-by being annoyed by a walking newspaper, that follows him. The newspaper points at a window and asks:"And what about skirts?" The man hurries past and says:"No, thanks."
#funny #sketch #newspaperadvertisement

"His mission, his goals & objectives--whatever that is--we need to embrace it. All of it..Every. Single. Word. If Donald Trump says jump 3 ft high & scratch your head, we all jump 3 ft high & scratch our heads. That's it" - GOP Rep. Troy Nehls [w one of the most pathetic & blatantly #fascist statements I've ever seen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFdiYwvNy3I #news #politics #us #press #election #funny #russia #usa #ukraine #podcast #video #putin

- YouTube

Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.
www.youtube.com
#ukraine #russia #funny #news #election #podcast #putin #us #politics #press #usa #Video #fascist

#meme #memes #funny

#funny #meme #memes

We # Mystery Science Theater #Trump's Tragic Ending w Bill Corbett!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gVZAdrsqo #news #politics #press #comedy #funny #humor #video #usa #kamalaharris #kamala #donaldtrump

Matt McNeil "Bill, how much comic value you get by saying to your audience 'hey you idiots!'"
Corbett "Questionable strategy..there are only so many car dealership guys in the exurbs who can pull your nuts outta the fire after that"

- YouTube

Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.
www.youtube.com
#funny #comedy #news #trump #donaldtrump #politics #humor #press #usa #Video #kamalaharris #kamala

AI slop hoax parade: Thousands turned out in Dublin for a non-existent Hallowe'en parade, a rumor started by AI slop
https://defector.com/thousands-turn-out-for-nonexistent-halloween-parade-promoted-by-ai-listing
#ireland #dublin #funny #scam #slop #ads #ai #-

Thousands Turn Out For Nonexistent Halloween Parade Promoted By AI Listing | Defector

Thousands of Dubliners showed up for the city’s much-anticipated Halloween parade on Thursday evening.
defector.com
#funny #ai #ireland #scam #ads #dublin #slop

What Makes Soup, Soup?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06zq5zq

also

The Cube Rule of Food Identification
https://cuberule.com/

#funny #food #ontology

The Cube Rule

Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.
cuberule.com
#funny #food #ontology

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
black and white image of rod stewart, labelled: Rod Stewart color image of rod stewart labelled: Cone Stewart
#funny #humour #humor #color #puns #pun #colortheory #rodstewart

When your duck is into cosplay.

#duck #ducks #dinosaurs #trex #humor #humour #funny
a white duck wearing little booties and two orange arms that make him look like a t-rex -- behind the duck, a giant stature of a t-rex with little tiny arms
#funny #humour #humor #ducks #dinosaurs #duck #trex

The siren call of the em-dash.

#writing #writingcommunity #books #book #writinglife #humor #humour #memes #funny #bookstodon
The distracted boyfriend meme (boyfriend checking out another woman while shocked girlfriend looks on) -- the other woman says "em-dash," the boyfriend says "me", and the girlfriend is other forms of punctuation to continue compound sentences
#funny #book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #memes #writinglife

I am working. I’m on the computer as we speak.

#Funny #Humor #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats
A cat is cutely lying on its back on a computer keyboard.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #cat #lol #Fun

Truth in advertising on this sticky #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #stickynote #humor #humour #funny
a black and white cat with a sticky note on its head that says "gato"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #stickynote

"Draw me like one of your French iguanas."

#animal #animals #iguana #lizard #titanic #humor #humour #funny
an iguana lying back on a seat in a reclined position reminiscent of Kate Winslet's character in the scene in Titanic where DiCapro's character sketches her
#funny #titanic #animals #humour #humor #animal #lizard #iguana

What most ancient Greek poets neglect to mention was that in addition to guarding the gates of Hades, Cerberus was also a floofy chonk.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cerberus #humor #humour #funny
Corgi panting and smiling at the camera, which looks like Cerberus, because he's wearing a collar with two extra corgi heads
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cerberus

Feel the burn!

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
an orange and white cat lying on an exercise machine, its legs hanging over the handles, looking like a doofus
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"And IaiaiIIIIIIII ... will always love youououou!"

"Please make it stop."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #singing
two white cats sitting on a chair, with one looking sad and the other with its mouth open, as though it's singing.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #singing

They were grilled perfectly, but they still tasted kinda' funny.

#humor #humour #funny #clown #clowns #coulrophobia
old sign that says: Clown Hamburgers -- the sign is in the shape of a harlequin clown. The clown has a look of sly amusement on its face and is worrying.
#funny #humour #humor #Coulrophobia #clowns #clown

"Your choice, man. Either I lose the wig, or you lose one of your legs."."

#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
beige bulldog wearing a wig with two little buns and a cute bow around one of them, looks uncertain about it
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #doggo

Behold, your queen of #caturday bathtime!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour #funny #rubberduckies
white cat with blue eyes, looking out from a bath filled with yellow rubber duckies
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #cat #catstodon #rubberduckies #CatsOMastodon

Sunday mornin' comin' down

#humor #humour #funny #harrisonford #kriskristoferson
Harrison Ford looking a little grizzled in an unkempt beard sitting next to a big dog. Caption: When the mushrooms wear off and you realize you're not a space smuggler traveling across the universe with a wookie.
#funny #humour #humor #kriskristoferson #harrisonford

It's a #caturday takeover!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour
black cat wearing a vest that says "security dog"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The spooky season has begun!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #october #spookyseason #humor #humour #funny
cat with a towel over its head and mouth open, with a flashlight shining on its chin. the caption reads: Then ... she got ... the spray bottle!
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #spookyseason #october

When you know you need to do laundry, but you're just not in the mood.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
cat looking contented and annoyed in the middle of a pile of towels.
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

So, this cheese is for everyone, right?

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cheese
orange tabby cat reaching for hunks of cheese on a cutting board with a knife and grapes too
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cheese

Hooman! Grab my paw if you want to live!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
Looking up at a grey and white cat in the branches of a tree, reaching down with its front right paw
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The original Canadian club.

#passiveaggressive #canada #humor #humour #funny #canadian
a black sign with white letters that say: The first rule of passive aggressive club is ... you know what, nevermind, it's FINE
#funny #canada #humour #humor #canadian #passiveaggressive

All hail the new Disney DoggoPope!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #croc #humor #humour #funny
chihuahua wearing a pink croc on its head, looking stoned/stupid and a bit like the pope -- there are buttons of Daisy Duck and Donald Duck in the croc holes
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #croc

Master diamond thief. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #PinkPanther #humor #humour #funny

[video description: a white and brown cat sits on top of a chair with openings, looking for at the hole below it, while a dark grey cat sneaks out of another entrance. The theme song for the Pink Panther plays in the background]
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #pinkpanther

This little guy is clearly running illegal SQUIRREL software on CAT hardware, but I'm still sharing it for #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #squirrel
a grey and white tabby cat hunched over, holding a yellow ball in the same posture as squirrel with a nut
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #squirrel

Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and take your hat-wearing burro and motion capture alien for a walk

#animal #animals #burro #donkey #humor #humour #funny
at a beach, a man walks a small burro wearing a hat on a leash and behind them, a person in a motion-capture green suit with alien eyes.
#funny #animals #humour #humor #animal #donkey #burro

Perfectly normal and safe tree. Yep, no dangers here!

#weirddog #bear #bears #animals #nature #humour #humor #funny
bear hiding (very badly) behind a tree that is about half its width, with a reflection of the tree and bear in water in front of it
#funny #Nature #animals #humour #humor #bears #bear #weirddog

What a freaking surprise! It's #caturday again!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #teef #teefs
closeup of grey/brown tabby with his eyes open and two teef showing; the cat looks surprised/horrified
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #teefs #teef

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