Aye do not with to know that, kindly leave the lavatory!

yuk... somebody left floaters in the crapper....

Looks like #sabotage.

your toilet has been sabotaged!

Fun fact: Clogs (aka sabots) were used to disable (I think it was spinning) machines when the workers wanted to make strike action. The word 'sabotage' comes from those workers, and I believe so does the phrase "clogging up the works." Okay okay I'll boot myself off the stage now...

Sabotage!

hurt like hell but damn I feel better! 🤣