Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #Snakes #Parenting #DadJokes #ShoeboxBlog #Driving

Follow the money:

When car parking operators see the bulk of their profits stemming from infringement fines (as they are private companies these are actually contracted costs for implied agreements entered into when you park your car), with the highest at 90% or profits via such 'fines' (Smart Parking), you know the business is not the provision of parking but rather the intent to trick drivers into breaking an implied contract.... yet more sharp corporate practice.

#driving #parking
h/t FT

For those of us experiencing winter in the Northern hemisphere, a useful reminder to avoid travel or adjust driving technique in potentially icy conditions.

Incredible escape as lorry smashes fire truck on icy US highway:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c7086eepzpxo

For those in the Southern hemisphere, please send warmth!

#News #NewsTooter #Newstodon #Winter #Ice #Driving