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So this is why her supply of eggs is never... eggs-austed.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Chickens #Eggs #ThePriceOfEggs #Henstodon #ChickensOfTheFediverse #Chickenstodon #WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad #Hens
Two-panel comic. Top panel shows two women standing outside a short fence. Inside the fence is a hen pecking at the ground. Behind her, in her chicken coup, is a lone egg in her nest. The one woman says to the other, "Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her." The bottom panels shows Henrietta the chicken in a grocery store, holding a carton of eggs. The cashier says to her, "Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?" Text below the comic reads, "... And this is WHY the chicken crossed the road."
#mastodon #humour #humor #eggs #chickens #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #thepriceofeggs #henstodon #chickensofthefediverse #chickenstodon #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #hens

You will own nothing... not even #CHICKENS, and be happy🤣
(Actually, you CAN choose to Adopt)

"With egg prices soaring in the US, Christine and Brian Templeton of Rent The Chicken in Goffstown, NH, offer a unique solution—chicken rentals.

Their service provides hens, feed, and support for six months, allowing customers to collect fresh eggs at home. For about $600..."

Rising #eggprices in the US spark chicken rental trend
https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cyvemrjzq55o #AvianFlu #BirdFlu #Capitalism #rentiereconomy

Rising egg prices in the US spark chicken rental trend

The service provides hens, feed, and support for six months, allowing customers to collect fresh eggs at home.
www.bbc.com
#capitalism #chickens #birdflu #avianflu #eggprices #rentiereconomy

There are two bird flu strains hitting duck and chicken farms in the United States. @CBSNews explains the differences between H5N9 and H5N1.

https://flip.it/ExDvCv

#BirdFlu #Ducks #Chickens #Eggs #H5N9 #H5N1

How are H5N9 and H5N1 different? What to know after California bird flu outbreak

A different strain of H5N9 has shown up in U.S. birds before.
Alexander Tin (CBS News)
#ducks #eggs #chickens #birdflu #h5n1 #h5n9 @CBS News

"GOOD MORNING! Would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs?"

#Chickens #gardening #FeatheredDinosaurs
A photograph of a chicken. This is red, a brown hen in my back garden flock. She's sitting on my lap, looking straight at the camera so that her comb is pictured straight-on. Her head is slightly tilted, giving her a quizzical air. The background is blurred, but a couple of chickens can be seen pecking around my feet.
#Gardening #chickens #feathereddinosaurs

Somewhat regretting our spontaneous decision to get our kids 4 chicks during the summer, as 2 turned out to be roosters. Amazingly they are very happy together and don't fight, but jeepers the early morning noise is doing my head in. No idea how I will cope with the early mornings of summer sunrise cockadoodledoos.
#Chickens
#Roosters
#chickens #Roosters

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