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Adept at touch typing? Want to go insane? Try the latest toggle switch "keyboard."

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A qwerty keyboard but all the keys are replaced with switches
Finally, modifier keys not limited by fingers. Just be sure to have some diodes in the matrix to avoid ghosting/blocking.
Should be compulsory for anyone still on twitter.
this seems like something that @foone would build!
If it were a true Foone keyboard, they'd all be triple-throw switches and you'd get upper or lower-case by toggling the switch up or down.
I don't have the pictures or links handy but I have worked on a keyboard which just had a big lever switch for a capslock, instead of shift keys
That actually sounds like a useful EXTRA key
But seriously: I had a coworker where each finger sat in a little cup, with up/down/left/right switches around the edges. Hit keys by moving finger side-to-side instead of up and down. I don't know the name of the keyboard though!
Fascinating.
Wild! I'm not about to retrain my hands and brain, but this looks less damaging in terms of carpal tunnel.
This is something I would have built a decade ago if I had even less sense.
I am already insane just knowing such a thing exists
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@NanoRaptor Awaiting Apple's version.
Watching my words per minute plummeting.
I feel like the “enter“ key should be one of these:
Antique, slightly rusty, knife switch–like the kind you would use to deliver electricity to your monster.
actually a whole keyboard like that ... complete with sparks ... hmmm exciting
Submitted for your consideration…
An antique control panel, with numerous gauges, hand cranks, and large switches. To the right is some component in a cage, with a warning regarding high voltages.
Yep. I'm never getting anything written on that!
The journey is the reward, not the destination 😉
Very clicky!
Is there a Dvorak layout option ?
When I say mechanical key switches, I mean it @markarayner
This would make for a very interesting "stream of consciousness" exercise... while high of course.

I kind of want to try it...
ok, how do you ctrl-alt-del on this? :-D
Helper monkey
@wakame Hm, the wear on those will be quite harsh.

How do you handle key up/down event emission?
@wakame Still need that helper monkey
I could adapt to this in one day. My speed would suffer, of course.
I once had a job at CBC Radio with VERY OLD manual typewriters. The greens we had to use for shows (three sheets at once, one for the producer, one for the host, and one for the archive) made it impossible to touch type. I had to use my thumbs. I imagine my speed would be about the same on this nightmare contraption.
Me after the first five minutes.
Still from the Pixar short “Lifted” showing an alien with a forlorn expression, trying to make sense of the vast array of switches before them.
going insane was not on my list of things I wanted to get done today, so I'll pass
Fair enough!
@triptych the latest in mechanical keyboards 🤣
@NanoRaptor oooooo. Are those Alps switches?
I hope their spring return
imagine using this for fighting or rhythm games. truly unhinged
buying zhis for ada and lara's enrichment
I definitely need a smaller version with "PgDn", "Down", "Shift", "Ctrl", "Alt", "Space" and "A". Maybe "+/=", "-" and "#" as well. And a pot to smoothly adjust repetition rate.
the one with "(" ")" for lispers and "{" "}" for c/java would also probably find it's market niche.
Sticky keys. The hardware implementation. @markarayner
I have a question about the toggle direction for the arrow switches…
How many curses per minute would we get from a chyrosran22 video reviewing this? :D
You really don't understand how tactile individuals work. I would love this. Especially for gaming. If I had that for my space simulators and MMORPGs. Would need a keyboard of course. But a board like that to use for various flight toggles without spending thousands of dollars for a specified flight-sim controller would be amazing. I dreamed of having a gaming switch-board like this for 30 years. It wouldn't be fashioned like a keyboard though XD. I am the guy in the office with the loudest possible keyboard.
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I can see that. My context is writing, and I've been touch typing for 40 years 😎
I used to write programs with toggle switches, but I only had 16 address lines, 8 data lines, and a "Deposit" switch to deal with. Oh, and the address lines would auto-increment for me, so really it was flipping 8 switches and hitting "Deposit". Then set the addr lines to the start of my program, and hit "Run".

I did this up through the end of the 90's, on a *very* high-tech, expensive, and widely known US DoD project...
I used to have the instructions for a boot sequence on a PDP-11 minicomputer memorized. Whenever it crashed, one went to the front panel, keyed in the boot sequence by selecting 16 switches then store. When that was done, run, and the whole thing would come back to life.

This was for a busy peripheral in a university. The few people up to taking the task on (there was a card with instructions) were literally called "wizards". 😂
I think you earned that title.
easily one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen in my 44 years
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This calls for a completely new definition of "caps lock."
Rofl, the best thing about this is there is literally no reason it wouldn't 100% work.

Just very very slowly...
This is one of the most cursed things I've ever seen.