when two members of #TeamAccordion get new chainsaws, the world has to take notice!

I had no choice–now that the beavers have been diverted from New England to Canada, I have to take these trees down myself.

If the trees are going to burn anyways in this post apocalyptic hellscape they should have the decency to do so in my wood stove.

That's a saying? 😂
It's been a minute since #TeamAccordion appeared in my feed 🪗