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I won't be playing with it today - dreich as all hell out there, and I've got Welsh and BSL homework to do.
Not to mention pie baking 😁
lawks! Trees in the valleys will be trembling.
I don't think a six-inch battery-powered one is particularly terrifying love 🤣
speak for yourself 😂
Haven't even opened the box yet - I'm worried that Some Assembly will be Required 🙈
if it’s the same as mine there will be! I know how now though!
Luckily I bumped into The Neighbour With All The Tools yesterday, so I'll just take it to him and throw my hands in the air if I get annoyed 😂
Also don't need to buy a blade sharpener because, like all other tools you could possibly think of, he's got three of them 👍
"as the actress said to the bishop...."
Crikey, my day for "inadvertent innuendo" 😂
The good thing about the phrase ""as the actress said to the bishop...." is that it renders the most innocuous phrase absolutely filthy.
as the saying goes “born to play the accordion, forced to replace the chainsaw”
That's a saying? 😂
It's been a minute since #TeamAccordion appeared in my feed 🪗
when two members of #TeamAccordion get new chainsaws, the world has to take notice!

I had no choice–now that the beavers have been diverted from New England to Canada, I have to take these trees down myself.

If the trees are going to burn anyways in this post apocalyptic hellscape they should have the decency to do so in my wood stove.
Truth.
I'm bartering mine with a neighbour for use of his incredibly impressive selection of tools. He's indicated he might give me one of his generators too, due to lack of shed space (and the earache he's getting about it from his boyfriend 😂 )