spouse: owning a bike is like eating chips in church. people look at you like you're an idiot, but secretly they want one

me: people look at you like you're an idiot when you're out on your bike?

him: people look at me like I'm an idiot no matter what I do

I mean, I think he's wrong, but points for self-deprecating humor, dude 😆💜

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