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Apparently I'm on a list, because these keep coming. The #Nicole bit should be clear to everyone by now and it's become the #NigerianPrince of the #Fediverse - except they probably just wanna scrape IPs lol
Quick lunch break activity: I asked AI to write a song about our favorite Fediverse annoyance. I called it A Hymn to the Fediverse Chick.
Be amazed. And warned, it is quite catchy!
🤪
(Verse 1)
Late at night on the Fediverse feed,
A thousand pings, I can barely breathe.
Who’s this girl spamming all my posts?
Tagging me, won’t let me coast!
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, she’s sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
“Hey, follow me! Let’s be friends!”
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! 😎
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Verse 2)
Notifications blowing up my screen,
She’s relentless, like a networking machine.
Is she a bot? Is she real?
Or just obsessed with mass appeal?
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, she’s sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
“Hey, follow me! Let’s be friends!”
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! 😎
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Bridge)
Some say she’s a legend, some say a curse,
Her follow requests just make it worse!
Admins cry and moderators flee,
But she just winks and says, “Follow me!”
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! 😎
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Outro)
So if you see her name pop up,
Just know you’re in for some follow-up.
She’s the queen of pings, the DM queen,
Long live Nicole—the networking machine!
#nicole #fediversechick #nicolethefediversechick
Be amazed. And warned, it is quite catchy!
🤪
(Verse 1)
Late at night on the Fediverse feed,
A thousand pings, I can barely breathe.
Who’s this girl spamming all my posts?
Tagging me, won’t let me coast!
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, she’s sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
“Hey, follow me! Let’s be friends!”
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! 😎
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Verse 2)
Notifications blowing up my screen,
She’s relentless, like a networking machine.
Is she a bot? Is she real?
Or just obsessed with mass appeal?
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, she’s sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
“Hey, follow me! Let’s be friends!”
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! 😎
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Bridge)
Some say she’s a legend, some say a curse,
Her follow requests just make it worse!
Admins cry and moderators flee,
But she just winks and says, “Follow me!”
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! 😎
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Outro)
So if you see her name pop up,
Just know you’re in for some follow-up.
She’s the queen of pings, the DM queen,
Long live Nicole—the networking machine!
#nicole #fediversechick #nicolethefediversechick
Once I have my degree in #AnimalAssistedEducation I'll get some chickens and I already have a list of names I can give them.
#Nicole #FediverseChick
#Nicole #FediverseChick
It's been more than 12 hours since I've received a DM from "Nicole" (Fediverse Chick).
Have you forsaken me, Nicole?
#nicole #FediverseChick #spam
Have you forsaken me, Nicole?
#nicole #FediverseChick #spam
