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Folks it is an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Soon a horde of nerds will comment on a cheesy film we all watch together, consuming your timeline in a hedonistic frenzy! If you'd like to avoid that, consider muting the tag.

If you'd like to join in, this week's film is BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980), a Roger Corman classic. It's available on a variety of free streaming services, or on Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/battle-beyond-the-stars-1980

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Scifi #Horror

Battle Beyond The Stars : Roger Corman : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

A farm boy recruits a band of outlaws to save the planet Akir from forces that threaten to wipe them out from the face of the universe. A battle stretching...
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Minerva is ready for #Monsterdon. She's assumed the preferred viewing position and everything <3

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon
Minerva, a tortoiseshell cat, curled up with her head planted firmly against the blanket she's sleeping on.
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Fifteen-ish minutes until #Monsterdon! Last call to mute the hashtag! If you're joining in, get that movie cued up! Or queued up, whichever is your linguisitic preference for this particular action!
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I'm hoping for Starcrash-level wackiness tonight :D #Monsterdon
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🌠 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHT-SPEED DRIVES 🌠

(where applicable)

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Movie's chuckin' circles at us! Get down! #Monsterdon
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Yep, there we are, we're beyond the stars now. The battle can start. #Monsterdon
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Ed Carlin, and his seven things you can't produce on TV #Monsterdon
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Upskirt shots of spaceships! It's always upskirt shots of spaceships! #Monsterdon
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Tracking shot was nice, though. And some good greebling on that ship, too. #Monsterdon
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"Hey, we're being visited by a spray can." #Monsterdon
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And they vanish in a swirl of Care Bear sparkles! They're going to Caresalot! #Monsterdon
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They're a DESERT PLANET how is he gonna burn it? #Monsterdon
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Wow, that's some really accurate armament to be able to pick out individuals from that height. #Monsterdon
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He's leaving a Space Cicada to watch them. #Monsterdon
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Also, not gonna say anything about the uterus ship saying she's your home now. #Monsterdon
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I can't blast 'em, we don't have the budget! #Monsterdon
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Yeah okay that ship's an upper torso with boobs. #Monsterdon
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...Actually it's kind of creepily homunculus-like. Somewhere between a slug and a Fallout Centaur with boobs.

Bleugh. #Monsterdon
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These models are great, I almost don't mind the padding. #Monsterdon
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And now the disturbingly fleshy ship shaped like a twisted naked woman will ~dock~ #Monsterdon
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Nice to know dentists are still around in A Legally Distinct Galaxy Far Far Away #Monsterdon
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...Where are these two in relation to each other? #Monsterdon
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"I'm warm. I'm organic. I'm mushy and everything!" #Monsterdon
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"I'm an old man!"

...Mostly. #Monsterdon
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