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Only 16 years late (originally expected in 2016)! Good thing we won't have to worry about elections here in the US -- 'cuz...
NASA makes 'emergency' decision over 'city-killing' asteroid
by Wiliam Hunter, February 11, 2025
"It might sound like a terrifying scene from an apocalyptic science fiction film.
"But the world's space agencies have now made a rare emergency decision as the chances of Earth being hit by a 'city-killer asteroid' rise.
"Astronomers predict that the asteroid 2024 YR4 currently has a one-in-43 (2.3 per cent) chance of colliding with Earth in 2032.
"As the risk increases, an international team of astronomers has been granted use of the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) to determine just how much damage the space rock would cause.
"Astronomers will use the JWST to measure the exact size of 2024 YR4 and make the final calculations about its orbit.
"The best estimates currently suggest that the asteroid is up to 90 metres (300 ft) wide.
"That would make it around the same size as New York's Statue of Liberty, or London's Big Ben.
"Worryingly, this would make its impact equivalent to the Tunguska asteroid, which flattened 830 square miles (2,150 square km) of Siberian forest in 1908.
"With an estimated diameter of up to 90 metres (300 feet), the asteroid could do some serious damage should it hit Earth."
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-makes-emergency-decision-over-city-killing-asteroid/ar-AA1yOua3?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhoverent&cvid=d3b7dcff95924394b64871cddb6ed700&ei=5
#GiantMeteor #Asteroid #DarkHumor #Vote2032
NASA makes 'emergency' decision over 'city-killing' asteroid
by Wiliam Hunter, February 11, 2025
"It might sound like a terrifying scene from an apocalyptic science fiction film.
"But the world's space agencies have now made a rare emergency decision as the chances of Earth being hit by a 'city-killer asteroid' rise.
"Astronomers predict that the asteroid 2024 YR4 currently has a one-in-43 (2.3 per cent) chance of colliding with Earth in 2032.
"As the risk increases, an international team of astronomers has been granted use of the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) to determine just how much damage the space rock would cause.
"Astronomers will use the JWST to measure the exact size of 2024 YR4 and make the final calculations about its orbit.
"The best estimates currently suggest that the asteroid is up to 90 metres (300 ft) wide.
"That would make it around the same size as New York's Statue of Liberty, or London's Big Ben.
"Worryingly, this would make its impact equivalent to the Tunguska asteroid, which flattened 830 square miles (2,150 square km) of Siberian forest in 1908.
"With an estimated diameter of up to 90 metres (300 feet), the asteroid could do some serious damage should it hit Earth."
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-makes-emergency-decision-over-city-killing-asteroid/ar-AA1yOua3?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhoverent&cvid=d3b7dcff95924394b64871cddb6ed700&ei=5
#GiantMeteor #Asteroid #DarkHumor #Vote2032
Hey guys did you know hiring people with darker skin and funny accents causes plane crashes?
Just ask #trump cuz he is blaming the plane accident in #washingtondc on diversity hiring practices.
Not him gutting the FAA like a definition of the stupidest person I know.
You know what the last thing I would ever cut is?
The guy in charge of whether flying planes is perfectly safe or 100% deadly for everyone involved.
#USpolitics #uspol #humor #darkhumor #disasters #dcplanecrash #politics
Just ask #trump cuz he is blaming the plane accident in #washingtondc on diversity hiring practices.
Not him gutting the FAA like a definition of the stupidest person I know.
You know what the last thing I would ever cut is?
The guy in charge of whether flying planes is perfectly safe or 100% deadly for everyone involved.
#USpolitics #uspol #humor #darkhumor #disasters #dcplanecrash #politics
Gun controls would in place before the two months were up!
#GunControl #DarkHumour #DarkHumor #billionaire #SchoolShooting
#GunControl #DarkHumour #DarkHumor #billionaire #SchoolShooting
