Shocked. Shocked, I tell you. #sarcasm🙄But isn't this the same kind of thing yall swore Poo-ten was gonna do with Poland and the rest of Europe?🙄I guess it just depends on WHO is doing the conquering, huh🤔 A mess.🤷🏿‍♀️
#israel #gaza #politics

The "altruism" of big guns, a.k.a. "supporting democracy" around the globe, in places where it never was.

What would the #US arms industry do if there was no conflict in the world? Make sure one spark can become a wildfire and then level cities to the ground?

Nah, these things never happen. #sarcasm

(My added) blue/red zones are Democrat/Republican administrations.

The graphs are from here: https://www.stephensemler.com/p/the-us-exports-more-weapons-than

#Gaza #Ukraine #Yugoslavia #Iraq #Afghanistan #USpol #armsIndustry

#antitrump #antimusk #donaldtrump #elonmusk #luigi #luigimangione #antifascism #antifa #antifascist #antifascistmemes #humour #antifascisthumour #joke #sarcasm #activism #anticapitalism #capitalismisfascism #maga #makeamericasaneagain #unitedhealthcare #usa #whitehouse

Helloooo! Let's try this #introduction #mastodon.. #newhere
I'm Caroline from The Netherlands, have been eyeing all the beautiful #photography accounts (amongst others)
Hope to connect on this platform!
Other interests: #sleeptoken #coffee #sarcasm #mentalhealth #psychology #science #sciencefunfacts #metalmusic #blues #soul #love #kindness #helpingothers and so on

I'm not, in any way, shape or form a photographer but here are some shots 😆

Hurra! 🥳
#sarcasm

Some would recall the President-Elect’s eloquent words of comfort to the 2018 #ParklandSchoolShooting victims when he said that he would “run in there even if I didn't have a weapon” to take down the #ActiveShooter and save the day.

Today the #PresidentElect wrote that #California “incompetent pols have no idea how to put” the #LAFires out, that “[t]hey just can’t put out the fires. What’s wrong with them?” He didn’t mention #FirstResponders. He gave no words of comfort to those that are suffering through this catastrophe.

But I can’t wait for #Jan20 because – like the ending of the Ukraine and Gaza conflicts and #MakingEggsCheaper – #President #Trump will get the #CaliforniaFires out on #DayOne of his #NewAdministration! Let him run in there amongst the flames in his #InagurationDay super-suit and quench the #wildfires with his famous #BigWater !

(See the award-winning photograph of the once-and-future president travelling incognito in northern California looking for the special #VeryLargeFaucet – that only he knows how to operate: for only he can save #LA – below:)

#MakeWaterGreatAgain #Sarcasm #USPol #USPolitics #CaliforniaPol #CaliforniaPolitics #LosAngelesFires

Wow, super-sarcastic forest.

#sarcasm #humor #humour #hahahahaha

Reminds me of #Israel and the #US meeting #Arab leaders...

#Cartoon #Humor #politics #Sarcasm #DarkHumor

PS. Please don't post any vegan BS comments

So, when you don't like the opposition, you call them "communists" and you declare martial law? 🤔

And, just coincidentally, you do that when you've won the elections with only 0.7% difference of the vote, and while you are being accused for scandals, bribery and corruption? 🤔

Doesn't it sound like someone else who has all the above qualifications and is about to take office in a country near you?

Nah! The (soon to be) opposition there, just shake hands and smile…

#SouthKorea #USpol #sarcasm

First we need to have an election, not a sElection @MotherJones2021 @mother-jones-MotherJones2021 Wassamatter? "The Disabled" 👉voting bloc👈 didn't PERFORM for your #racism-enabling chocolate cookie sandwich with the WHITE kkkreme inside?

Maybe if #Biden stepped down this week, then ☆President #KamalaHarris☆ could stop the #genocide on #Palestinians in #Gaza #Palestine like she promised? 🤣 Sure! Fuck ur "#Democrats".
#uspol
#sarcasm
#shitlibs
#biden
#harris @palestine

Wouldn’t it be cool if Biden stepped down this week and President Harris could then end the genocide like she promised?

#uspol
#sarcasm
#shitlibs
#gaza
#genocide
#palestine
#biden
#harris

Biden's greatest success that should Make America Proud Again (#MAPA)

#sarcasm

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2024/nov/08/gaza-unparalleled-suffering-jan-egeland-norwegian-refugee-council-aid-ceasefire-hostages-peace-process

#USpol #Biden #Gaza #genocide #Israel

Please let them be, stop attacking them...

#Israel #Sarcasm

Emergency Teach-In: How to Make Supporters of #Israel’s Genocide Feel Safe on Campus /s

some salutary #sarcasm and #satire from #Jadaliyya

with
Sinan Antoon, Cultural Landscape Specialist
Adel Iskandar, Media Landscape Specialist
Bassam Haddad, Social Science Specialist

https://youtu.be/g17KWcNc_Ww

#KarensForGenocide #SnowflakesForGenocide #ItsAllAboutMe #WhiteFragility #GazaGenocide #Palestine

@palestine

To be honest the toddler gettig up at 4am is totally a fair trade for darkness at 4pm.

#sarcasm
#parenting #DaylightSavingTime