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The DOGE Helpline

Comms from Armageddon
https://snyder.substack.com/p/the-doge-helpline

"The scene: an office in the #WestWing ... with a "DOGE Helpline" sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls.

Rep 1 "...The point is to create the conditions for the survival of the fittest. That's #American, right?"

Rep 2 "We... create an #environment of desperation and hatred of Americans. #Americans will show their best side in these situations"

#Satire #Humor #Musk #Doge #Coup #Cruelty #US #USA
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The DOGE Helpline
Comms from Armageddon
by Timothy Snyder
Mar 08, 2025

The scene: an office in the West Wing of the White House, with a "DOGE Helpline" sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls.

Rep. 1 "Yes. Here's the theory. We call it libertarianism. For now, anyway. The point is to create the conditions for the survival of the fittest. That's American, right?"

Rep. 2 "We got rid of USAID and foreign aid to create an environment of desperation and hatred of Americans. Americans will show their best side in these situations."

Rep. 3 "The FDA was wrong to track food-borne illnesses. We need an honest competition among digestive tracts out there."

Rep. 4 "Consumer Protection just makes people stupid. It should be killed. Americans should be able to identify bank fraud by themselves."

Rep. 1. "Yes, we define what is natural and what is fitness."

Rep. 2. "You see, the FBI is an unnecessary government intervention. Americans are best placed to handle crime by themselves. We need to allow Americans to take part in an unfettered competition against organized crime."

Rep. 3. "We take a different view. Infectious disease is in good. It weeds out the weak and the unfit. We want measles back. And polio. Right. You're catching on. Toxicity in the environment is also good. For the same reasons. EPA will have to be scaled way back."


Ah la la @cartococo est sur Masto !! Si vous ne connaissez pas Mad Maps, foncez, c'est LE livre à offrir tous azimuts ! J'adore !
Et pour les fans de West Wing, c'est vraiment ça :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVX-PrBRtTY

#cartes #madmaps #livres #westwing