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My favorite character of Hungarian jokes is Aggressive Piglet. There are dozens of jokes, and they are... very quotable.

1.
#AggressivePiglet rides a bike, runs into a wall, and falls. Rabbit sees this.
"OMG, Piglet, are you okay?"
Piglet:
"Shut up! THIS IS HOW I PARK!"

2.
"Piglet, what are you doing up that tree?"
"Eating cherries!"
"But piglet, this is a pine tree!"
"I BROUGHT SOME!"

Finally, my favorite
3.
"Piglet, wake up! It will be 8 o'clock soon!"
"NO IT WON'T BE!"

#jokes #Hungary 🐷
#hungary #jokes #aggressivepiglet
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NinjaDebugger
These are intensely weird and I am absolutely here for them.
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
I know right? And yet we all know people like this... 😆
Xiuwen
Agg.Pig. is universal 👍 😎
book dragon
would it be agresszív malac in Hungarian? asking because i am learning the language and culture 8)
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
Agresszív kismalac
book dragon
köszi szépen 8)
Violinknitter
I have a Hungarian friend, and now I feel like I understand him so much better 😂
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
Oh yeah these are quintessentially Hungarian :D
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
The best AP joke:

Pig needs a lawnmower. He goes to Hedgehog. On the way he starts thinking:
"I'll just ask to borrow his. He's a nice guy, I'm sure he'll agree. I mean, he's been nice. Except once. I don't think he likes me. He thinks I'm not good enough. I bet he doesn't trust me. He'll be like 'Piglet, you're goin to break it'. What a jerk. And that lawnmower's ancient anyway."
He gets to Hedgehog's, knocks.
"Hey Piglet what can I do for you?"
"**** YOUR LAWNMOWER, HEDGEHOG!"
Violinknitter
Oh gosh, there’s one of these guys in every neighborhood! 😂
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
Yep, this whole joke is a mood. To the point where people will quote this joke as "calm down, don't go over there like '*** your lawnmower Hedgehog'" :D
Violinknitter
Honestly, that sounds like an extremely helpful cultural touchstone 😂
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
Lol it is. And since jokes are folklore, there are also varianst like "*** your ladder, Rabbit" and other various animals and household appliances :D
PhoenixSerenity
These were the laughs that I didn't know I needed til it happened. Thanks for this share! 🤣😂
kartoonist reigning supreme
this one has vibes of that "ARE YOU ****ING SORRY?!" greentext meme.
Riley S. Faelan
@TarkabarkaHolgy: I'm not entirely sure if there's intended to be an identification with the character from Winnie-the-Pooh stories, but if so, he spells his name as Piglit.

Because he's such a lit piggie.
@Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
It's not, it's a generic piglet :) Piglit has a different name in Hungarian.
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
Malacka. The piglet in the jokes is Kismalac.
Javier Lázaro Sanz
LOL these are so good, is there an aggressive piglet fan club?
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
NO THERE ISN'T!!!
🤣
There should be though
<insertname>
I don’t get it.
Haunted Haworth
I am so here for Aggressive Piglet

NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU ******* WEIRDO!
natriumchloride
oh wow. I also heard the 2nd joke in a slightly different format. (I'm not from hungary) i like the other two too xd
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
fun!!! Love the idea
Christian Tietze
That would work really well for Piglet, the character of Winnie Pooh, in the Russian animated series :)
Oier Gorosabel :hikaldia:
Yesterday we just were talking about some "friends" like that, @Gailetagilearen_Alaba 🤣 Nice hungarian jokes. We just can laugh at them, poor socially disabled people.
@Gailetagilearen_Alaba
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
@Gailetagilearen_Alaba I mean, I grew up around some people who never admitted they were wrong, or that they were capable of making mistakes (like Piglet). I am glad I got to a point where I can laugh at them now.
@Gailetagilearen_Alaba
Ana Morales
I am glad I learned a few jokes about them!
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