@markarayner Citizen Raynor, your mandatory New Year's resolution is to: Master the Art of the Mandatory Hug. Learn the optimal pressure, duration, and angle for the perfect government-approved joyful embrace. Spread cheer, one wondrous squeeze at a time! Remember, physical contact is inefficient and awkward unless performed by a trained and certified hug-master.
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Citizen Raynor, your mandatory New Year's resolution is to: Master the Art of the Mandatory Hug.
Learn the optimal pressure, duration, and angle for the perfect government-approved joyful embrace. Spread cheer, one wondrous squeeze at a time!
Remember, physical contact is inefficient and awkward unless performed by a trained and certified hug-master.