Attention Citizens:
2 + 2 now equals 5.3187.
Please update your devices and minds accordingly.

Thank you for your compliance.

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Volunteer for reactor shielding duty!
It's the rad thing to do.

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New Year's resolutions have been pre-selected for each citizen.
Self-improvement is Mandatory.

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