Just stumbled across some old edits from The Fridgularity. I'd completely forgotten about the gunfight scene in the tomato soup factory. (Wishing now I hadn't cut it.) Some of the dialog:

"Ah, God, I'm hit... No wait, it's just soup."

"I'm done for, tell my wife I ... no, I'm good, it's just soup."

"There's so much blood! Oh nevermind, it's just tomatoes."

Ended with a head shot.

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