"Very dangerous, Indy. You go first."

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cute #funny #humor #humour

The Russian adjunct deputy for military mobilisation in Krasnodar, Stanislav Rzhitsky, was shot dead on Monday during his morning jog. He was a fervent user of Strava, a fitness tracking app. The course of his penultimate run was 'liked' by Kyrylo Budanov, the head of Ukraine's intelligence service.

It isn't every day that you find a job where your sense of humor is considered an asset.

https://www.nextinpact.com/lebrief/72072/le-renseignement-militaire-ukrainien-detaille-elimination-dun-commandant-russe-adepte-strava

#ukraine #russia #humor #psyop

After French police attacked protesters for protesting the street execution of a teen-ager of Algerian descent, new protests against police violence have been announced. The police have forbidden these protests.

https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/europa/proteste-frankreich-160.html

Protest organiser Binem Pört responded to the police announcement with, "No problem. You can just shoot us. Find someone else to live in your racist country. Oh, but I forget."

#racism #France #policeviolence #parody #humor

The Federal government is considering ground-breaking legislation making predatory lending illegal. Housing rights activists have applauded the move.

The bill's main sponsor, Senator Ben Coyflich, said in a press announcement, "In the future, anyone caught accepting a predatory loan faces two years in prison. That means that a person who has lost his home due to unregulated banking practices will get housing in a federal penitentiary, which shall also bring much needed economic support to the growing number of towns and communities dependent on the prison industry. Everyone is a winner."

When asked whether this is not the same logic of the so-called 'war on drugs,' Coyflich replied, "Yes, exactly. If there is anything that federal drug policy has taught us over the past 50 years, the best way to regulate at the highest level is to eradicate at the lowest."




#parody #humor #BankingCrisis #HousingCrisis #käuflich

The Federal government is considering ground-breaking legislation making predatory lending illegal. Housing rights activists have applauded the move.

The bill's main sponsor, Senator Ben Coyflich, said in a press announcement, "In the future, anyone caught accepting a predatory loan faces two years in prison. That means that a person who has lost his home due to unregulated banking practices will get housing in a federal penitentiary, which shall also bring much needed economic support to the growing number of towns and communities dependent on the prison industry. Everyone is a winner."

When asked whether this is not the same logic of the so-called 'war on drugs,' Coyflich replied, "Yes, exactly. If there is anything that federal drug policy has taught us over the past 50 years, the best way to regulate at the highest level is to eradicate at the lowest."

#parody #humor #BankingCrisis #HousingCrisis #käuflich

When graphic design is your gift.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour