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Seriously considering putting a sign on my door reading NO JESUS FREAKS. That's twice in a week.

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we are lucky to live in a neighborhood with an Episcopal priest and his husband. He’s lovely but takes especially delight in inviting proselytizers in for a chat. I think we are on some kind of “No go” list now.
I think the lease on their property must be coming up for renewal, because they've been desperately trying to drum up trade more than I've ever seen. They'll get no luck round here.
I've got one saying 'No Door-to-Door Sales, Please'. And if they knock and try it on, I point to it, and if they object that they're not selling anything, I tell them they're trying to sell me their religion, and NO THANKS. Only had to do it twice, I think the word got around.
We don't get door to door sales here, but we do get local guys looking to cut grass or wash windows, which I don't mind, otherwise I'd do the same.]
The trouble with godders is they NEVER get the fuckin' message.
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My favourite is women god botherers.

Me: Oh do you follow the new testament?

Them: Oh Yes

Me: 2 Timothy 12

Them: That's sexist

Me: your bible rules not mine, bye.

(2Timothy 12 is the women should not be educated nor preach rule in the NT)
Oh, this was two women. A late middle age one and an otherwise sweet looking old biddy. They looked rather shocked when I told them to get the fuck off my doorstep. I don't engage with these muppets.
depends how I am feeling, for various reasons I know the bible, its history in English and its history better then 99% of them, so I have been known to play with them.
I have absolutely no reason to reinforce their absurd dependence on a 2,000 year old fairy tale, even if it is for a kind of perverse satisfaction.
Amend it with ‘or Farage’ ?
Never had a single canvasser here, thank fuck.
You should put a Little My tiny graveyard by the gate, labelled ‘postman’, ‘proselytiser’, ‘canvasser’, … they’ll get the idea.
That's a bit more subtle than I usually go in for 😂