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Just wolfed down a gigantic bowl of pasta to replace all the calories I haven't burned sitting on my arse shitposting all day 😂

#Life
#life
I am trying so hard not to do that, but I am hungry!

I lost a stone (6.5kg) in weight when I was ill last month and I am doing my best not to put it back on again.
In my defence, I haven't eaten all day. OTOH, it was at least two people's portions 😬
Oooft, that sounds like a *challenge* - trying not to lard out at CHRISTMAS?!?? It'd be easier just to get ill again in January 🤣
I am not planning to get ill unnecessarily, at any time soon.

I think your two portions are justified, you are making up for earlier missed meals.
Speaking as the one who worries about him when he's ill, and has to do the stuff I don't want him trying to do, I'd really rather he wasn't ill again in January...
Sorry Sue 💞
Obvs I wasn't being serious at all.
- and here I sit with a slice of bread in my hand (just bread) thinking much the same 😂 😂
In my defence, it's the first thing I've eaten all day, but you didn't see the portion size 🤣
I was going to hold out for the chocolate delivery but I realised that if I waited much longer, I'd be patrolling the front gate for half an hour before the delivery window, twitching like a sugar junkie!
I still recall the day earlier this year when I opened a drawer in the kitchen that I seldom use and found a whole Toblerone that I had stashed there some time in the past and had forgotten about. I tried hiding another once I had eaten it but couldn't forget that it was there. Another food failure (is chocolate a food?)
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C'mon now Tom, that was never going to work, was it?
I managed to keep my hands off all my Christmas chocolate for over a month last year. The trick is to put it somewhere really bloody awkward to reach (and to be totes lazy like me 😁 ).
Is chocolate a food - what a question.
Unfollowed.

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Ooooh! thanks!! (giggle!) I am off to do my daily typing. And then...

...and then I just happen to have yesterdays mac and cheese to reheat! Comfort food!😂
the husband can make his Christmas chocolates last until Easter. Me…until New Year’s Day at a push. Zero willpower. She says while drinking a G&T at 5:30 on a Thursday.
my ex sends me an Easter egg each year. I've still got some of this year's left!
Seek help Patrick. That's not normal.

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Aren't you *always* drinking a G&T at 5.30? 🤣