why can't you hasten the apocalypse by using a tumble dryer like everybody else?

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Apart from not owning one, and even if I could there's no room in my poorly designed kitchen for one. I make up for it in other ways.

So the tumble dryer manufacturer is supposed to go hungry because of your bad kitchen design? Bit selfish of you. 🥴

Hey, take it up with the Housing Association mate. I'm not gonna feel guilty about it.